Oh no THE STORM is upon Yr Wonkette! Midday roundup!
Whoof, slow start at the ol’ Wonkette today, Detroit’s power went out 12 hours AFTER the storm. Pretty sure that means that QAnon is coming to get me, oh no! They can find me at the Detroit Public Library main branch, if they’re looking!
Here’s what we’ve got for your midday roundup!
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This is a really good one from Evan, careful, it has a cuss slur in it, because that’s what they mean.
Kayleigh McEnany So Mad Biden Spinning At Spin Class While Prigozhin's Plane Was Spinning OUT OF SKY!
It’s always good with Fox News clips like this to remind folks that Kayleigh McEnany is not legitimately stupid, but rather is paid to be. She got her JD from Harvard Law. But education ain’t gonna keep you employed at Fox News. On Fox News, the job requirements for most appear to be “Must use same bottle blonde as everyone else” and “Must have no inner…
They’re just amazing aren’t they with all the grand theft auto?
I haven’t even read this one yet, I was waiting for Shy to get back so I could go to the library!
Wingnuts Pretty Sure Trump's Booking Means Civil War For Sure This Time
Now that Donald Trump has been arrested, fingerprinted, and mug-shottened for his Georgia election-theft RICO case, rightwing media is suggesting that the proper reaction from his poorly-educated followers should be full on murderous rage, as if rightwing media ever offers any other emotion.
I will read it RIGHT NOW!
And this one too.
More to come this evening, suckers! Love you bye!
Still out in Cleveland
Hey there neighbor! In East Lansing we lucked out - brief power failure and not too many downed trees. East and west of us, though, there were tornadoes.