Okay, these Schlapps are schlaaaaappschlitt! Wonkette evening news roundup!
What up in the world this afternoon? Some batshit!
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Tennessee House Speaker just silenced Rep. Justin Jones again, sure it had nothing to do with the vote of no confidence Jones was calling because of how Speaker Cameron Sexton is a big ol’ grift-thief!
They’ve definitely GOT JOE NOW! Read Liz for the splainer!
It’s the Alex Jones Question: Not did you do it, but how much you gonna pay the nice ladies? And Sara Benincasa is DELIGHTED.
Mean Judge Tells Rudy Giuliani To PAY THE F*CK UP To Nice Black Lady Election Workers He Sh*t-Talked
“A federal judge ruled on Wednesday that Rudolph W. Giuliani was liable for defaming two Georgia election workers by repeatedly declaring that they had mishandled ballots while counting votes in Atlanta during the 2020 election.” – The New York Times
They don’t call it Wisconsin Nice.
This is …. whoooooooooooooo boy!
Oh No, The Daily Beast And Its Lover Satan Are Chasing Perfect Christians Matt And Mercedes Schlapp
No joke Wonkette makes, however minor, is too crazy that literally the next day it is not in danger of becoming reality. That is the America we now live in. On Tuesday, we had an update on the trials and tribulations of Matt Schlapp of CPAC and the American Conservative Union, about whom there are more allegations that he likes to try to touch guy weener…
And for your OPEN THREAD, you have Dok and this pud.
See you tomorrow!
SCHLAPPHAPPYY😉