Republican Ken Buck's F*ck You to Republicans on way out Congress's door
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Ken Buck leaves House Speaker (?) Mike Johnson (??) with a one-seat majority.
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That sounds like it will be very popular.
And furthermore!
What has two thumbs and didn’t do anything like that with his documents? This guy! (I mean Joe Biden. Not Robert Hur. Oh well whatever, you know what I mean.)
And in his other criminal trial … no, the other one … no not that one …
Texas is Goofus.
Alabama is also Goofus.
California is Gallant! (Stress on second syllable please.)
And one more for safety:
See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!
His name is Buck, he's here to ...