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Wait a minute, people who sell guns might have to do background checks just because they sell guns? TYRANNYYYYYY!!!!
Evan really should have given longer shrift to “and then Donald Trump said he wanted to debate Meghan Markle.”
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Clarence Thomas Responds To Ethics Concerns: Get F*cked, Haters, Says Clarence Thomas
Justice of the Supreme Court and grubby Veruca Salt impersonator Clarence Thomas finally released his 2022 financial disclosure forms this week, after presumably spending the 90-day extension from the deadline he had requested wearing out a few dozen erasers while mumbling mean things about ethics laws to himself.
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