Halloween Countdown Starts NOW!

Have you decorated yet or are not taking this seriously?

Did you come and get your Tabs?

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Gavin Newsom delivered on his promise, it seems, but is the new senator from California already a lame duck? We’ll explore that in a later post.

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The 13th Amendment exists and is legally binding, even if you’re a Subway franchise owner.

Subway Franchisees Horrified To Discover They Were Actually Supposed To Pay Their Employees

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She’s just awesome.

Gloria Johnson, Badass Tennessee Democrat On Or Off Her Mobile Scooter

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Fox News racists are more racist than usual.

MAGA Idiots Trying So Hard To Convince Us Jamaal Bowman's Fire Alarm Is More January 6 Than January 6

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Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!

McCarthyism 2: At Mutiny's Gaetz

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Robyn talks opera! You’re welcome.

NC Classical Station Scandalized By Operas About Anti-Death Penalty Nuns, Gay People, Malcolm X

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Trump is not a well man.

Trump Scared Of Electrocution But Sharks Are Scarier, He'll Tell You Why, Wanna Know Why?

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No, seriously, he’s not well.

Trump Civil Trial Gets Off To Smashing Start. And He Hasn't Even Taken The Stand Yet!

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We found someone goofier in the head than Trump!

Lunatic North Dakota GOP State Rep Says Congress Must Do The Following Calisthenics For Christ

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