Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Donald Trump's Life!
Have some news!
Well, well, well, Donald Trump sat in court for the first time as a criminal defendant today. That there is what’s called a Rubicon. We’ll have more on how that went tomorrow, but here’s what we talked about today.
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OK now the news.
That trial started.
Meanwhile, Trump’s loser stock had ANOTHER hilarious shitty day.
Also it’s tax day! And we had some self-helpy tax day advice for ye!
Chris Sununu is a dick.
Bill Maher is a dick.
Elise Stefanik is a dick.
Ron DeSantis is a dick.
The morning tabs post IS A DICK. Just kidding, it’s just tabs.
Chapter 24 of the Wonkette book! (It is an internet book so it fits perfect in a VIBES tote bag.)
So that was the stuff!
Tomorrow more of the stuff!
See you tomorrow!
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All good tabs, cheers, Evan.