Trump ‘Board Of Peace’ Recap: He's Not Attracted To Young Men, Only Young Women!
Also JD Vance told a 'joke.' And Trump stole $10 billion from you. Sorry.
Today, Donald Trump held his first meeting of his new grifting bribe operation “Board of Peace,” the fake UN substitute he’s set up so corrupt world leaders, dictators and warlords — just the absolute most garbage leaders on the planet — can give him money while they all say “Board of Peace” a lot. Also he steals your money and gives it to himself, for “Board of Peace” purposes.
During that meeting, he explained to the young, handsome 47-year-old leader of Paraguay that he’s not into him in that way. He only likes young, um, “women.”
“It’s always nice to be young and handsome. It doesn’t mean we have to like you. I don’t like young handsome men. Women? I like! [big laughs at own joke from star of Epstein Files].”
Was that the most awkward and creepy moment in the meeting, or just one in a meeting full of them? It was the second thing, of course.
There was the moment when JD Vance told a “joke,” and even in that room of people who were lined up to lick Hitler’s asshole, he couldn’t even score a courtesy laugh, that’s how thoroughly off-putting and unlikeable he is.
His “joke” was supposed to be at the expense of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, whose star turn at the Munich Security Conference has put so much fear of God into American Nazis and fascists that they’ve spent the entire past week focused on one small moment when she paused too long to give an answer. We would try to transcribe Couchy’s “joke,” but you really ought to experience the “please clap” and “you didn’t say thank you!” nature of it for yourself.
Wasn’t that uncomfortable? Ocasio-Cortez’s response to his “joke” was pretty brutal:
She is going to run for president and she is going to win. Not sure what year, but it’s goign to happen. Calling it now.
So that is a sample of how the meeting went.
We bet the pope is really regretting that he told Trump’s invite to the “Board of Peace” to go fuck itself.
The rest of the meeting was the same as any other Trump gathering, because he’s needy, senile, feeble and stupid. He played the same shitty Trump basic grandpa bitch playlist he plays for everybody, everywhere. During “November Rain,” he asked his guests, like a basic grandpa bitch, if they liked the music, like Axl Rose’s power ballad is his own personal Lawrence Welk.
He whined, whined, whined, whined, whined about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, while lying that he doesn’t care about the Nobel Peace Prize.
He bragged about FIFA creating a pity peace prize for him, as if that is not the most embarrassing fucking thing in the world and any normal person wouldn’t die of humiliation if that happened to them. He referred to it as “their first peace prize,” as if the soccer guys are going to do this every year, like they didn’t run up in the attic to find something to give Trump and tell him it’s a “peace prize.”
He told the gathered dictators, some of whom were from the Middle East, that there is peace in the Middle East. You know, except for that whole Gaza thing and the fact that he’s putting together weapons for more strikes on Iran.
He continued to hallucinate about all the wars Stephen Miller (or someone) has convinced him that he’s ended. (He has ended zero wars, and everyone in that room knows it.)
He told weird lies about how often women go to see his shitty wife’s piece of shit movie.
He whined, whined, whined, whined, whined about the United Nations, and how they messed up his teleprompter, and how he ALMOST DIED trying to walk up their escalator. He has told this story 67,386,462 times, because his brain is nothing but grievances and pudding.
He bragged about the Dow — THE DOW! THE DOW! — because “Board of Peace.”
He bragged about his own corruption, then openly asked for some more people to bribe him, because it’s just that easy.
Trump claimed that nations had pledged $7 billion in order to rebuild Gaza, which is obviously nowhere near enough, and surprise, it’s going through the Board of Peace, so we’ll call that some kind of bribe/corruption/grift/fraud. (You’ll remember that membership in “Board of Peace” requires a $1 billion bribe.)
He also said he’ll be stealing $10 billion from the US Treasury — AKA from you — for his “Board of Peace,” so that’ll be another corruption gift from Dear Leader to Dear Leader. It will be fun to see which oligarchs, criminals, terrorists and human rights abusers end up with some of that in their pocket, to “rebuild Gaza”!
At the end of the meeting, all the gathered dictators and creeps got to go around and say their favorite things about Donald Trump, like a Mario Kart-dick-sucking Cabinet meeting with foreign accents! Trump appeared to doze off for much of it, because he’s not up to spending that much time doing things these days.
So that is what happened today, at “Board of Peace.”
As we noted above, the Vatican has clearly and forcefully rejected the invitation to participate in Trump’s “Board of Peace” criminal enterprise, just like every other nation that isn’t completely rogue. “The Vatican will not participate in the Board of Peace for Gaza,” explained the Vatican’s secretary of state, clearly appalled. Meanwhile just a couple weeks ago, on February 6, Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the Latin patriarch of Jerusalem, had this to say about Trump’s little “Bribe Me For Gaza” operation:
“What do I think of the Board of Peace? I think it is a colonialist operation: others deciding for the Palestinians,” Cardinal Pizzaballa said, according to a report by Italian newspaper Il Sole 24 Ore. […]
“I would answer very candidly,” he added. “They asked us to enter. I’ve never had a billion (dollars), but above all, this is not the Church’s task: It is the sacraments, the dignity of the person.”
And that is what the Vatican thinks about that.
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Today's gold medal hockey game was fantastic. The US team won gold.
BUT in even more fucking awesome news...
"Winter Olympics: U.S. speedskater Brittany Bowe, hockey player Hilary Knight get engaged"
https://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/article/winter-olympics-us-speedskater-brittany-bowe-hockey-player-hilary-knight-get-engaged-151649956.html
Guess who is certain not to be invited to the White House. And who most certainly would not go?
Fuck Trump!