WE WILL FIND OUT KAMALA HARRIS'S RUNNING MATE TOMORROW, OK?
Unless it leaks.
You might have heard Vice President Kamala Harris and her running mate are embarking on a one-million date Eras tour tomorrow, starting in Philadelphia, and wondered if we were going to find out today or what have you, etc.
Well, you can relax for Monday, because Politico says Harris has been meeting with her candidates, and that it will be announced tomorrow, probably with a video.
You know, unless it leaks first.
Where were you when Kamala Harris announced Sarah Palin as her running mate? You don’t know, because it’s in the future!
Says Politico:
Harris on Sunday held interviews with Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly, Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz at the vice president’s residence in Washington. A person familiar with the selection process said it was possible that Harris has spoken virtually to other potential picks, or might do so Monday.
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker have also been reviewed by the Harris campaign vetting team.
It’s Palin.
Unless it’s somebody else, it could be somebody else.
[Politico]
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Morning headline:
>> Project 2025 Architect Linked To Yet Another Secret Transition Plan. <<
Well, now, that explains why they think all the successful women athletes are trans. They're doing so many of their own secret transitions that they just assume everyone else is secretly transitioning, too.
𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘇 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲
Aug 05, 2024
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Vice President Kamala Harris is plotting to “rig the election” by choosing a running mate whom millions of people do not hate, Donald J. Trump alleged on Sunday.
“She’s going to pick someone who’s likeable and appeals to voters, which, quite frankly, is unfair,” Trump said. “This should never be allowed to happen in our country.”
Calling the choice of a competent and attractive running mate “a stone-cold dirty trick,” he asserted, “I would never do something like that.”
In order to “level the playing field,” Trump said, Harris should be forced to choose a running mate who “offends voters every time he opens his mouth,” adding, “If she’s having trouble finding someone that horrible, Eric and Don Jr. can help.”