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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Going to work in a bit. Questions here.

eddi-SABH's avatar

You need to set up a Reaction Cam and sell photo shots to the brave souls who try this one.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Disaronno. Should it be banned for college students who want to pour it into black coffee, just to feel louche while writing midterm papers at the last minute?

BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

Thanks for the walk down memory lane. My dad’s go to drink was an Old Granddad highball, which consisted of a shot of bourbon in a glass of ginger ale. It’s the drink that got him through B17 flight school and he just kept drinking it for many years after the war, often accompanied by a Dutch Masters cigar. He was a man of simple tastes but he knew what he liked.

Whale Chowder's avatar

When will the Happy Hour drink just become 2oz. of rotgut vodka in a highball glass, neat?

I'm feeling like we're about there.

PuraVida's avatar

I can't really tell cheap from expensive vodka, so I just buy the big jug of bottom shelf clear poison.

"M"'s avatar

It has to be *nice* vodka

Or a *nice* bottle of wine 🍷

We are the civilized ones

https://www.youtube.com/live/iQBsTNnpa4U?si=fBm7GTB3Y4Ku33xp

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I think "Tater" and David Brooks have a future together in journalism.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

I never notice the stone fruit in JD because I can't get past the banana esters, which they're oddly proud of, given they're the result of really pushing the distillation process. Also why that stuff is hot as fuck. I don't like Jack, in case you can't tell.

motmelere's avatar

JD is only good if you drink too much of it.

Goin Green's avatar

Jack Daniels is the worst shit on the shelf.

Any shelf.

If all they have is Jack... Jack Daniels is still the worst shit on the shelf.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Even a shelf with no other booze on it? Not even Ouzo?

UVB-76's avatar

If all they have is Jack, they don't have jack.

ciaobella's avatar

Your next task: a cocktail that includes Irn-Bru, Scotland’s weird soft drink.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Why do I need to "verify my age" to read a fucking comment?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“The worst Jack and coke I’ve ever had” is way better than a chick tract.

Vileaxxe's avatar

Tater was trying to date her! *cracks own self up*

GiggleSnort's avatar

Short of having the soda warm, or flat, how can you mess up Jack & Coke?

Reader's avatar

I'm so pleased to see the soda of my adopted home state, even though I don't care for it (the soda, not the state, which I love), featured in my regular drink of choice, the Jack and coke (made with Jim Beam as a rule, and caffeine free coke, if I can find it, which is rarely). Hope you're doing okay. We're waiting for ICE to appear in Lewiston (whose main selling point is that there are Somali there, giving it some diversity the rest of the state lacks), and Portland. It's hard times. Thanks, MH.

Jennifer Murphy's avatar

Welcome to Maine. Even Mainers who've been here forever think Moxie is nasty.

Reader's avatar

Thanks! I'm amazed by how Mainers are so welcoming and I do try very hard to be worthy of that. 🫎

Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

Once I ordered a Presbyterian when I was at a big glossy casino bar, because I wanted to see Debbie Harry perform in her dotage.

When I got it, it was astonishingly putrid, and I couldn’t pretend it was okay. I asked politely about it and they told me they didn’t have any ginger ale (!) so they’d mixed Dr. Pepper and Sprite together as a replacement. When my jaw dropped, they told me it was an old bartender’s trick. I told them I was pretty sure that old tricky bartender had died of shame.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

A young Mild jr was tokd by a bartender that the ginger ale they served was Coke (or Pepsi) and Sprite.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Or beaten to death with an upended barstool

Crystalclear12's avatar

You would think if they were going to do that to you they make sure you were drunk first.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

*That's* the old bartenders' trick.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The worst Jack & Coke I ever had was made with baiju and Mr. Pibb.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Jack Daniels is fine cognac compared to baiju. Then again, baiju does a pretty good job as lighter fluid.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

See that and raise you Corn Squeezin's & Dr. Pepper in a gun range parking lot in Amarillo Texas.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I can beat that! Brandy and diet root beer was the worst jack & coke ever!

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Sounds almost as bad as Jägermeister, Robitussin, and club soda

DJ Teetop's avatar

The worst Jack and Coke I ever had was the other day, when the bar ran out of Coke and used Diet. It just tasted like shitty Diet Coke. The spirit in question may or may not have been Jack, it might have been a bourbon. But it was nasty.

PuraVida's avatar

One reason I rarely drink in a bar.

DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Could be an interesting challenge to make something palatable out of one of the more unusual offerings from the Sweets & Geeks soda case.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Can't have any soda per doctor's order. Could you, in the future Mr. Hooper, concoct a cocktail that uses seltzer or flavored sparkling water for a cocktail? I'm not allowed liquor either, but I would like to cheat on my birthday in April. I appreciate it.

Jamoche's avatar
4hEdited

My dinner and cocktails friends had a non alcoholic drink on the menu:

lemon or lime juice

simple syrup or agave nectar

Optional dash of orange or angostura bitters

ice

Shake well, pour into tall glass, fill with fizzy water of choice

I don’t remember the measurements, but I’d start with 1 oz citrus and 1/4 oz syrup; you can always stir in more if it’s not sweet enough.

"M"'s avatar

That sounds nice and refreshing

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I don't know if this counts, but I have become hooked on Cranberry juice and Tonic. Does your doctor consider Tonic to be soda?

Elderly John's avatar

I used to drink cranberry and collins mix. It was 65 years ago, so I can't remember if it was good or just cheap.

Miss Grundy's avatar

I don't know. The sodas he warned me about were Coke, Diet Coke, etc.

Snarfyguy's avatar

My uncle (New England) is a Moxie enthusiast.

When we visited with Kiddo, age around two years old, she REALLY wanted to try Moxie, expecting, you know, something sweet.

We warned her, but she was adamant. So we let her try it.

I'll never forget the look on her face. There are some lessons you can only learn the hard way.

Sorry, this isn't a question, is it? Oh, now it is!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Who wants to place bets on when he starts demanding an Oscar for his film career and how long before he gets one? He'll pursue an emmy after that.

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motmelere's avatar

If you kill all of the job opportunities, it gets the Nazis for hire market a little bit better.

blueicebank's avatar

Speaking of scandalous sex stories (the Epstein files), I got one.

1979 and I'm still a virgin, in fucking Michigan of all places. She was 18. I was on morning lifeguard duty at the indoor pool. She takes a shine to me. One of many problems arise that I don't care about, because sex. First, her being a gymnast, but not a virgin: It took us three tries to nail it. I'm not sure who hurt the other more. Asked her about that after finding out she had a boyfriend. Apparently size matters. It gets better. None of us were allowed to have a gal in the men's dorm. Also, we're not wearing protection. Also, her father is the town sheriff, who hates my guts owing to him busting me on some marijuana. Also, the hall narc busted me with her on the last day of the semester before I haul off to SoCal, wherein the school held up my grades' transfer until I paid a $250 fine ... convicted in absentia. Was it worth it? Of course it was.

Moral of the story: Dangerous sex can be the best sex, and I broke every rule: backdoor man, check; fucking the sheriff's daughter who hates you, check. No condom, check; against the rules and regs, check; costs you $250, check. Don't try this at home, kids.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Tonight's dinner is something I haven't done in a while and yet I'm rather excited about: spaghettios with meatballs and sour cream and onion ruffles (baked!) for dipping.

I love a hot meal.

Random's avatar

Nothing like a hot meal to warm a weary soul.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Can I afford to turn up the heater?

*sigh*

*goes to fetch blanket*

So

Much

Winning

Prometheus59650's avatar

Wonder what happens now?

***

U.S. District Judge Kate Menendez, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, previously put off a ruling to give the Justice Department time to respond — a move that led Trump to take to Truth Social and sing her praises.

"A highly respected judge declined to block I.C.E. operations in the very politically corrupt State of Minnesota," wrote Trump on Thursday. "I.C.E. will therefore be allowed to continue its highly successful operation of removing some of the most violent and vicious criminals anywhere in the World, many of them murderers, from the State."

On Friday evening, however, Menendez handed down her actual decision — and it was to sharply curtail the tactics ICE is allowed to use in their Minnesota operations.

In her ruling, Menendez barred federal agents from "Retaliating against persons who are engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity, including observing the activities of Operation Metro Surge," from "Arresting or detaining persons who are engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity," or from using "pepper-spray or similar nonlethal munitions and crowd dispersal tools" on peaceful protesters.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

"I.C.E. will therefore be allowed to continue its highly successful operation of removing some of the most violent and vicious criminals anywhere in the World..."

Bite me, you illiterate stain.

https://substack.com/@hops934300/note/c-200941797?r=2m6hve&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Obama deported more than these clowns without the Strum und Drang

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

LOL. The Demented Orange Traitor had one thing on his "mind" - the renaming of some street near MAL in his name.

Also too, FL was at the forefront of protecting the Southern border?

‪Acyn‬

‪@acyn.bsky.social

· 4h

Trump: Starting on day one, we fully secured the southern boulevard… and think of it, as we were securing southern boulevard, we were securing the southern border.

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3mckzh2rqhx27

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So they were securing the southern border?

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Ain't it funny that 'MAL' means "bad" in Spanish?

[Addendum: Mal as an adverb.]

Snarfyguy's avatar

French too, as in Mal de Mer a-Lago.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I always think "malfeasance" from law school. (As opposed to "misfeasance".)

And this is certainly a maladministration.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I think of 'malapropism.'

weejee's avatar

One thing he does well is to sound like he's shitfaced when he's sober.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I love quiche. Gotta' put that back into the dinner rotation.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Dang, that looks good.

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'll make you some when we're in the camps together...

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'll make you some when we're in the camps together...

motmelere's avatar

I bought a peace prize from a hobo last night, RESPECT ME!

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

He didn't accept my payment of a filet-o-fish

motmelere's avatar

There was whine, it just gets lost in the white noise.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

I went out to feed the chickens this morning and there was one footprint out into the snow. Just one.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

Oh, I bet who did went in straight up clucking. They're all very dramatic.

Crystalclear12's avatar

"Oh, hell no, sisters!"

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

And that was the chicken that drew the short straw.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Fuck yeah district court judges: New ruling that Goober Gestapo goons may not infringe on 1st amendment rights of protestors--are enjoined from yanking folk out of cars for following them, filming, etc

Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Sorry to interrupt the non-comments. But I have just had the (British) 'flu. When I am sick, I always turn to Jane Austen, because it's the LAW. According to me, anyway. So, I have not just re-read Pride and Prejudice, but I have watched every single on-screen version and put together (obviously in my poor feverish head) my ideal main character cast list. Please let me know if you agree or otherwise:

Elizabeth Bennet - Jennifer Ehle

Mr Darcy - Colin Firth

Jane Bennet - Rosamund Pike

Mrs Bennet - Alison Steadman

Lydia Bennet.- Julia Sawalha

Lady Catherine de Bourgh - Penelope Keith

Mr Collins - David Bamber

SterWonk's avatar

IIRC, one of the vlogbrothers -- Hank, I think? -- cut his media-production teeth on a modern take on P&P...

Yes, it was Hank, and yes, it was P&P; and it got an Emmy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lizzie_Bennet_Diaries

Marty Smit's avatar

Elizabeth Bennet could teach MAGA women a thing or two.

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I don't like Tosamunde Pike much...who else for this part?

Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Well, boo to you, I say. Although, come to think of it, I actually say, 'La, Sir, I fea.'r you are sadly mistaken

X.'s avatar
16mEdited

I will fight you, FIGHT YOU, on that nightmare version of Mrs Bennet, despite Alison being so otherwise wonderful in so much else. Also, I've gotta go with Barbara Leigh-Hunt as Lady Catherine.

I just re-read it for probably the 50th time (easily!) and re-watched. It is the best one, agreed.

But give me 'Persuasion.' Both the novel, and the beautiful version with Amanda and Ciaran. Perfection!

Good to hear you're recovering, and had I known I'd have sent you some beef tea. 🥰

Broderie Anglaise's avatar

But isn't the point that Mrs Bennet WAS a nightmare???

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Since were all going to be living like hobos soon, how about some railroad music?

https://youtu.be/vIh-tkR--OE?si=QF3Gsf-RlCHH6NMr

Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

My grandfather was a railroad postman. They played euchre to pass their idle time.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Eric Adams leaves behind a two-year budget gap of $12.6 billion and the worst job market in 35 years. I warned y’all about his ass.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The big money people got him in. It failed so miserably they couldn't recover. Throwing Cuomo into traffic was amusing but futile for them.

Snarfyguy's avatar

All we have to do is raise congestion pricing to $12 billion/car.

It might seem like a lot, but all we need is one car entering the zone and we've got the crisis practically solved.

"M"'s avatar

PREACH

From that "celebration inaugural banquet" at CIPRIANI it was all downhill

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That was my turf for a long time, and I’m still protective of it.