What the fuck *is* wrong with the New York Times, anyway? Wonkette's today in news!

Gary and Dok killed it again today! (Robyn will be back tomorrow, SER and Evan next week!)

What we what we what we got?

Some tabs!

Ina Garten Weighs In On Family-Style Versus Buffet-Style Holiday Meals! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 27, 2023

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Is this the day Trump finally became president?

Say, New York Times, What The F*ck *IS* Wrong With You?

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The NYT did manage to debunk this House Republican claim though, golf clap!

Republicans Horrified That Joe Biden Tried To Teach Fuck-Up Son Hunter About Responsibility

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Yay nice!

LA School Helps Climate By Composting Kids! Or Something Like That

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LOL this fuckin guy.

Rep. Dean Phillips To Win Democratic Nomination On Platform Of He's A Brain, An Athlete, A Basket Case, A Princess And A Criminal

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Eh, it’s fine, Michigan’s killing it in all the other ways.

Michigan Supreme Court Won't Remove Trump From Ballot Or Even Require Damage Deposit

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Tommy was the best.

Tom Smothers Dies At 86, Free To Spend Eternity Taunting Souls Of Kissinger, Nixon, And CBS Execs

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This one is really something!

Kanye West To Stop Being Antisemite Just As Soon As He Releases This Antisemitic Song

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And the rare End of Day Nice Time!

Federal Judge Blocks Dumb Evil Anti-Trans Law, Because What Part Of 'Equal Protection' Doesn't Idaho Understand?

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