What's this about Rosemary's abortion clinics?

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What kind of broken people think Anne Frank’s diary is teh porns?

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Yes, that is worse indeed!

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Teachers unions came out to tell the people punching trans kids to fuck allllll the way off.

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Oh … no.

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Satan waits.

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Scratch that: SATAN IS HERE!

Daily Wire Guy Very Concerned About Rosemary's Abortion Clinics

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