Who'd win in a fight behind the gym, Drunk Rudy or Old Feeble Joe? That is not actually a post today.
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Poor old Drunky McPervert being investigated for Drunk Lawyer.
Jack Smith Just Wondering If Rudy Giuliani Was As Think As You Drunks He Was On Election Night
It has long been reported that Rudy Giuliani was extremely fucking drunk on election night 2020, and also a number of other days in his life. He’s always insisting he was not drunk at various times when it appeared he was very drunk. Trump idiots Jason Miller and Bill Stepien
We been calling Old Handsome Joe Biden old (and handsome!) since before it was cool.
Joe Biden Too Old And Feeble, Democrats Confess At Their Hipster Ice Cream Parties
Joe Biden is old. He’s possibly even older than he was the last time we discussed his advanced age. Tuesday, MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” devoted a segment to this breaking news. Co-host Willie Geist said, “Let’s talk about some new polling that we’re just getting about President Biden, showing his age is a significant concern for voters ahead of the 2024 elec…
I’m sure it’s all fine.
Ima need some more heart-eyes emojis!
Medicare Prescription Drug Price Negotiations Just Like Soviet Days, If USSR Had Been Capitalist
If you watched Chris Hayes’s show on MSNBC last night, you’d have seen a brief montage featuring every Democratic presidential nominee from Bill Clinton on saying they would bring down prescription drug prices by allowing Medicare to negotiate prices with pharmaceutical companies. And voila, yesterday, the B…
Lol idjit.
John Eastman Dares You To Find ONE EVIDENCE Of A Criminal Conspiracy Oh You Found More Than One?
We’ve had a visit this morning with one raccoon-brained Trump coup-plotting lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, indicted in Georgia and being investigated by Special Counsel Jack Smith, who’s very curious how drunk Giuliani has been during all the election-stealing and Republic-overthrowing.
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Old Joe for $100.
Guiliani "adjusting his shirt" was one of the highlights of the second Borat movie!