Who'd win in a fight behind the gym, Drunk Rudy or Old Feeble Joe? That is not actually a post today.

Aug 30, 2023

Hey Wonkers, sit down and learn some somethings!

First, did you get your morning tabs, aka Sometimes The Day’s Cheat Sheet of What We Might Be Writing About And Sometimes It’s Not?

The World's 13 Most Beautiful Villages You've Probably Never Heard Of! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 30, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf

August 30, 2023

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Poor old Drunky McPervert being investigated for Drunk Lawyer.

Jack Smith Just Wondering If Rudy Giuliani Was As Think As You Drunks He Was On Election Night

Evan Hurst

August 30, 2023

Jack Smith Just Wondering If Rudy Giuliani Was As Think As You Drunks He Was On Election Night

It has long been reported that Rudy Giuliani was extremely fucking drunk on election night 2020, and also a number of other days in his life. He’s always insisting he was not drunk at various times when it appeared he was very drunk. Trump idiots Jason Miller and Bill Stepien

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We been calling Old Handsome Joe Biden old (and handsome!) since before it was cool.

Joe Biden Too Old And Feeble, Democrats Confess At Their Hipster Ice Cream Parties

Stephen Robinson

August 30, 2023

Joe Biden Too Old And Feeble, Democrats Confess At Their Hipster Ice Cream Parties

Joe Biden is old. He’s possibly even older than he was the last time we discussed his advanced age. Tuesday, MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” devoted a segment to this breaking news. Co-host Willie Geist said, “Let’s talk about some new polling that we’re just getting about President Biden, showing his age is a significant concern for voters ahead of the 2024 elec…

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I’m sure it’s all fine.

Texas Guard Stone Cold Shooting Mexico Like Yosemite Sam, Pew Pew Pew, Pew Pew.

Stephen Robinson

August 30, 2023

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Ima need some more heart-eyes emojis!

Medicare Prescription Drug Price Negotiations Just Like Soviet Days, If USSR Had Been Capitalist

Doktor Zoom

August 30, 2023

Medicare Prescription Drug Price Negotiations Just Like Soviet Days, If USSR Had Been Capitalist

If you watched Chris Hayes’s show on MSNBC last night, you’d have seen a brief montage featuring every Democratic presidential nominee from Bill Clinton on saying they would bring down prescription drug prices by allowing Medicare to negotiate prices with pharmaceutical companies. And voila, yesterday, the B…

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Lol idjit.

John Eastman Dares You To Find ONE EVIDENCE Of A Criminal Conspiracy Oh You Found More Than One?

Evan Hurst

August 30, 2023

John Eastman Dares You To Find ONE EVIDENCE Of A Criminal Conspiracy Oh You Found More Than One?

We’ve had a visit this morning with one raccoon-brained Trump coup-plotting lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, indicted in Georgia and being investigated by Special Counsel Jack Smith, who’s very curious how drunk Giuliani has been during all the election-stealing and Republic-overthrowing.

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There, now you are a well-informed citizen of Earth. See you tonight with the evening roundup! We love you bye!

Who'd win in a fight behind the gym, Drunk Rudy or Old Feeble Joe? That is not actually a post today.

The World's 13 Most Beautiful Villages You've Probably Never Heard Of! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 30, 2023

Jack Smith Just Wondering If Rudy Giuliani Was As Think As You Drunks He Was On Election Night

Joe Biden Too Old And Feeble, Democrats Confess At Their Hipster Ice Cream Parties

Texas Guard Stone Cold Shooting Mexico Like Yosemite Sam, Pew Pew Pew, Pew Pew.

Medicare Prescription Drug Price Negotiations Just Like Soviet Days, If USSR Had Been Capitalist

John Eastman Dares You To Find ONE EVIDENCE Of A Criminal Conspiracy Oh You Found More Than One?

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