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Header gif quickie info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/soda-pop-kitty

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

I love those little kangaroo back legs!

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

Kitteh so kute.

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

Wee kitty is better on their hind legs than I am. At least pre-coffee...

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

The Tabzie Cat - yay!

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

Followed by slapping the drink to the floor and lapping it up vigorously.

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Kitten wants that ice cold Tab! So cute.

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

Tabs Tab tabby!

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Apr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador

Ooooooo, the kitteh cuteness of it all! I haz melted.

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deletedApr 25Liked by Martini Glambassador
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"Jet and Spot"

πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ–€

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Local Bears were in town looking for some white paint. They saw Pepe le Pew on the tube and think they can get away with something similar.

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My only complaint about Martie is that they don't have a branch in Oz

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In Cuba, weed/hashish is known as an appetite suppressant. (A lot of what drugs do is in our expectations of them.)

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George Santos boils in rage after he was tricked into celebrating pedophilia - LGBTQ Nation

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/04/george-santos-boils-in-rage-after-he-was-tricked-into-celebrating-pedophilia/

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Off Topic. Posting this here because I couldn't find a link to submit technical issues. For some reason the URL "https://wonkette.com" is returning a certificate for "*.rebelmouse.com" and firefox flags it as a potential security issue. It doesn't do this consistently, sometimes it redirects to https://www.wonkette.com as it should. "wonkette.com" alone redirects reliably (in limited testing). Some problem with Wonkette's service provider? The certificate Issuer is: GB, Greater Manchester, Salford, Sectigo Limited, Sectigo RSA domain validation secure server cca. This happened at 11:30 AM PST 25 April 2024.

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"having to read"? wut, is Wonkette giving out reading assignments now? will there be quizzicals?

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Apr 25Β·edited Apr 25

I love it when I get to make the executive decision to archive a Confluence page for a deprecated software version. NO LONGER SUPPORTED, SUCKERS! Take your free upgrade already!

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How buildings learn, ancient Rome edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0gb-SPkRaY

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I just placed an order with Martie and I'm getting 12 things for $57 bucks and I'm pretty excited. Thanks!

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Martie wants me to eat Quaker grits with ham and redeye gravy. Pretty good tasting! But there ain’t no fiber in hominy grits. After a year of online grocery shopping, I need a grocery app that makes sure I eat healthily and will not let me put bad choices in the cart with certain ingredients. I would pay for an app that removes junk from my cart and hides cookies, brownies, m&ms, etc.

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Martie is awesome and my son with celiac disease has never had such amazing snacks. It's so good I made my first comment πŸ’―

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Munchies, eh? How about the "screamin' munchies"! You know, the ones where you eat a bag of Pirate Booty, by yourself, while you surf the internet, those munchies. When I lived in SF we had 1-800-Mr. Pizza open 24/7, delivery only. There was no address, websites didn't exist yet, just a phone #. I was always intrigued by that. They were like the Red Cross for munchies victims. Screamin' munchies at 3:am? Mr. Pizza is on the way! There are many health problems that cause appetite loss and being able to control that can be a game changer in treating many different afflictions in people. It's good that pot is legal in many states. There is an unlimited amount of serious research( stop laughing, I'm serious now) to do into cannabis and we need the Feds to make that reclassification happen and we're off to the races.

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I'll take a Pepsi Free, Martie.

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Apr 25Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I would like to oppose umbrage over Martie. I appreciate the lack of conventional ad garbage and offer dispensation for all of your cute, homespun efforts to get money to feed your children. A frivolous expenditure, I know, but I indulge my friend's enthusiasms.

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Apr 25Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

π‘Šβ„Žπ‘¦ π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘’π‘›β€™π‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ 𝑀𝐴𝐺𝐴 π‘ β„Žπ‘œπ‘€π‘–π‘›π‘” 𝑒𝑝 π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘–π‘Ÿ π‘”π‘œπ‘‘ π‘˜π‘–π‘›π‘” π·π‘œπ‘›π‘Žπ‘™π‘‘ π‘‡π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘šπ‘?

Perhaps they prefer con artists who DON'T get caught. It's no fun living vicariously through a loser who's trapped in a freezing cold courtroom slowly gassing himself to death.

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