Wonkette Email Of News For Your Friday Afternoon! July 28, 2023

Hello hello!

You know it’s a pretty big deal when I make Evan write a night post, which capped off Thursday’s magical mystery tour of Trump’s pool shed server room.

Now on to your end of day Wonkette roundup!

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All The Comments On Every Recipe Blog! Tabs, Fri., July 28, 2023

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The Uvalde Candidates Are Here And They're Not Going To Be Quiet

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Economy Good

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You Like Abortion Rights! You Really, Really Like Abortion Rights!

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What Does Fox News Have To Say About Trump Trying To Destroy Evidence? LOL

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Grasp Thy Pearls And Smelling Salts, For The US House Is Plagued By Democrats' Incivility, Tumult, And Rowdydow

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Musk Saves QAnon Kiddie Porn Purveyor, Bans Ad Criticizing Republicans

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Trump Wants To Discuss The Classified Evidence Of Him Improperly Storing Classified Evidence By The Mar-A-Lago Pool ... BY THE MAR-A-LAGO POOL

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Paul Gosar Wants To Make Jesus Go To Rehab, Dems Say No, No, No

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Diaper-Clad Matt Walsh Dolls Either Ironic Or A Cry For Help

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And finally, time for a cocktail, which you also just got emailed to you! I need to rethink this system.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Old Leviathan #3!

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GOODBYE!