Wonkette's today in news! He's got Dunning-Kruger braiiin!

Did you get your morning cheat sheet with some treats?

Tik-Tokers Are Using Diaper Cream As Moisturizer! But Does It Work? Tabs, Wed., Jan. 10, 2024

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Get well soon Lloyd Austin and christ don’t make us agree with those choads.

Yeah, The Defense Secretary Kinda Needs To Tell The White House When He's In The ICU For Three Days

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Man, they hate her SO HARD.

Is Taylor Swift A Pentagon Asset, Or Is Jesse Watters Just Having Another Fragile MAGA Masculinity Moment?

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Thoughts and prayers.

Oh, Right, Wayne LaPierre Out At NRA, Don't Let The Door Hit You In Your Pricey-Trousered, Murder-Enabling Ass, Loser!

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He agreed to the same deal that got Kevin McCarthy thrown out the window.

Hey, Wait, So Mike Johnson's First Few Months As House Speaker Might've Been His Last Few Months?

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Florida Man Wants To Bankrupt People Who Experience Discrimination Or Report On It

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Wonkette would never write about this if Bob Menendez were a Democrat!

Bob Menendez Forces Senate To Watch While He Takes Trump-Style MAGA Martyr Trip

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Some. Some sick, dangerous, and stupid.

How Sick, Dangerous And Stupid Can Donald Trump Be In One Week?

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I haven’t read this one, I was at the doctor with my mom! Presumably it’s about the US cutting carbon emissions!

In Hottest Year On Record, US Cut Carbon Emissions. Good Start!

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Is that even legal?

Trump Helpfully Reminds GOP Voters That Nikki Haley's Not Completely White

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Music notes: He’s got Dunning-Kruger braaaaain. /Music notes.

And Yea Though Aaron Rodgers Has Walked Through THE WINTER OF DEATH, He Will Fear No Jimmy Kimmel

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Doktor Zoom, a writing instructor in his previous life, of course got all focused on the Wikipedia aspects of the Bill Ackman/Neri Oxman/Claudine Gay/Harvard/NYT mishigas.

Expert (Me): Copying Big Chunks Of Wikipedia Is Definitely Plagiarism, Whether In First-Year Comp Or Your Dissertation