Wonkette evening news roundup ahora!
Let’s start with some JESUS CHRIST.
More of you commented on today’s presser, so I won’t kill it … YET. (Also, you really can mostly consider it an open thread.)
Whomst among us hasn’t spent donor $$$ on private helicopter transportation? Well me, but only because I refuse to fly on DEATH MACHINES! I spend your money on employee bennies and fine malt liquor.
Mmhmmm.
I don’t know who asked for WOODY ALLEN’S opinion, and I don’t know why he answered.
The REAL open thread!
BUH BYE!