Woody Allen? REALLY? Wonkette evening news of this evening!
Wonkette evening news roundup ahora!
Let’s start with some JESUS CHRIST.
Wisconsin GOP Gonna IMPEACH Justice Janet Protasiewicz For High Crime Of Public Liberalness
Wisconsin Republicans have talked about impeaching Justice Janet Protasiewicz ever since she won April’s state supreme court election. Protasiewicz is a liberal who’ll probably make liberal rulings and Republicans just can’t have it. They are not very good at democracy.
More of you commented on today’s presser, so I won’t kill it … YET. (Also, you really can mostly consider it an open thread.)
Whomst among us hasn’t spent donor $$$ on private helicopter transportation? Well me, but only because I refuse to fly on DEATH MACHINES! I spend your money on employee bennies and fine malt liquor.
Mmhmmm.
Lordy, Trump's Lawyer's Voice Memos About BOXES HOAX
This summer, we learned about recordings Trump lawyer Evan Corcoran made last year documenting his thoughts, feelings, recollections, and reflections on an entire month of the quest for Donald Trump to turn over the documents he stole from the American people. It was apparently very narrative-style, very page-turner, very Drag Queen Story Hour! And inve…
I don’t know who asked for WOODY ALLEN’S opinion, and I don’t know why he answered.
The REAL open thread!
Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Dad Making Threats Or Does He Just Need His Bedpan Changed?
Mike Huckabee is trending on Twitter right now, because he’s doing that thing old white conservatives do when they’re nearing their expiration date and desperately need to pretend their existence still has some kind of relevance. And that thing is called opening his mouth and talking.
BUH BYE!