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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Sep 08, 2023

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SHARKS! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 8, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf

September 8, 2023

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Shame MTG Skipped Constitution Class To Go To CrossFit, Says Her GOP Colleague Ken Buck

Evan Hurst

September 8, 2023

Shame MTG Skipped Constitution Class To Go To CrossFit, Says Her GOP Colleague Ken Buck

Ken Buck is not a good congressman. He is a Republican dickhead member of the House Freedom Caucus. You can find examples of him all over the place being an ass. Here’s one, where in 2019 he voted against a resolution to prevent Donald Trump from sneaking Vladimir Putin back into the the G7.

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Fani Willis Roasts Jim Jordan's Dick Over Open Fire

Evan Hurst

September 8, 2023

Fani Willis Roasts Jim Jordan's Dick Over Open Fire

Recently, Jim Jordan tried to start some shit with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. As we all know, the first two laws of trying to start some shit with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis are “Don’t Start No Shit Won’t Be No Shit,” and “Fuck Around And Find Out.”

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Who Gon' Cry At The Ken Paxton Impeachment Trial Today?

Rebecca Schoenkopf

September 8, 2023

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Praying Football Coach Gets Job Back, Immediately Quits, Will Probably Whine About It At Next CPAC

Gary Legum

September 8, 2023

Praying Football Coach Gets Job Back, Immediately Quits, Will Probably Whine About It At Next CPAC

Imagine a child. Let’s say she’s about three. She desperately, desperately wants an apple. You say no. You say it’s too close to dinnertime, honey. She throws an absolute shitfit. There are tears. There are screams of “BUT I WAAAAAAANT IT!” By this point, you’re wondering what on Earth possessed you to birth this squalling, demented snot demon in the fi…

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Is The Term 'Pro-Life' The Problem, Or Do People Just Want Abortion Rights?

Robyn Pennacchia

September 8, 2023

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See you after cocktail with your weekend eve roundup!

Friday late lunch news break with Wonkette and SHARKS!

SHARKS! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 8, 2023

Shame MTG Skipped Constitution Class To Go To CrossFit, Says Her GOP Colleague Ken Buck

Fani Willis Roasts Jim Jordan's Dick Over Open Fire

Who Gon' Cry At The Ken Paxton Impeachment Trial Today?

Praying Football Coach Gets Job Back, Immediately Quits, Will Probably Whine About It At Next CPAC

Is The Term 'Pro-Life' The Problem, Or Do People Just Want Abortion Rights?

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