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Shame MTG Skipped Constitution Class To Go To CrossFit, Says Her GOP Colleague Ken Buck
Ken Buck is not a good congressman. He is a Republican dickhead member of the House Freedom Caucus. You can find examples of him all over the place being an ass. Here’s one, where in 2019 he voted against a resolution to prevent Donald Trump from sneaking Vladimir Putin back into the the G7.
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Fani Willis Roasts Jim Jordan's Dick Over Open Fire
Recently, Jim Jordan tried to start some shit with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. As we all know, the first two laws of trying to start some shit with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis are “Don’t Start No Shit Won’t Be No Shit,” and “Fuck Around And Find Out.”
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Praying Football Coach Gets Job Back, Immediately Quits, Will Probably Whine About It At Next CPAC
Imagine a child. Let’s say she’s about three. She desperately, desperately wants an apple. You say no. You say it’s too close to dinnertime, honey. She throws an absolute shitfit. There are tears. There are screams of “BUT I WAAAAAAANT IT!” By this point, you’re wondering what on Earth possessed you to birth this squalling, demented snot demon in the fi…
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