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Gallant walks the picket line, Goofus is a dirty scab, and everything else at today's Wonkette!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf
Sep 26, 2023
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There was a whole bunch of good tabs in SER’s morning tabs!


LOL whooops.

Brian Kilmeade Boned All The Biden Impeachment Conspiracy Theories On Live TV, Whoops, That's A Wrap!

Brian Kilmeade Boned All The Biden Impeachment Conspiracy Theories On Live TV, Whoops, That's A Wrap!

Evan Hurst
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Sep 26
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They continue to be so good at this.

Republicans Know What Voters Want: *More Animal Cruelty*

Republicans Know What Voters Want: *More Animal Cruelty*

Doktor Zoom
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Sep 26
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Subscribe! It’s good for you!

Everybody knows that.

Trump Knows What Makes Whales Bipolar, It Is Windmills

Trump Knows What Makes Whales Bipolar, It Is Windmills

Evan Hurst
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Sep 26
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Nah guh happen.

Desperate Sort-Of Speaker Kevin McCarthy Now Begging Monkey-Brained GOP To Fund Government Like Normal People

Desperate Sort-Of Speaker Kevin McCarthy Now Begging Monkey-Brained GOP To Fund Government Like Normal People

Stephen Robinson
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Sep 26
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This by Evan was truly hilarious.

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Axios Can Now Confidently Report That Joe Biden Wears Tennis Shoes

Evan Hurst
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Sep 26
Axios Can Now Confidently Report That Joe Biden Wears Tennis Shoes

Axios: it’s the website where paragraphs are too hard, but on the other hand the journalism is just OK. But not today. Today, Axios has a SCOOP! and it is that the entire national security apparatus of the United States of America has been mobilized to prevent President Falls-A-Lot from fall down go boom.

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Heart hug, Joe Bid-en!

Gallant Walks The Picket Line, Goofus Is A Dirty Scab

Gallant Walks The Picket Line, Goofus Is A Dirty Scab

Doktor Zoom
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Sep 26
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Basically “Bob Menendez” left.

How Many Senate Democrats Calling For Corrupt Bob Menendez's Resignation? Almost All Of Them, Katie!

How Many Senate Democrats Calling For Corrupt Bob Menendez's Resignation? Almost All Of Them, Katie!

Stephen Robinson
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Sep 26
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Ma’am, they did not!

Supreme Court To Alabama: DID WE STUTTER?

Supreme Court To Alabama: DID WE STUTTER?

Liz Dye
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Sep 26
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These people are disgusting.

A Hearty And Loving F*CK YOU To Libs Of Tik-Tok And Her Shitbag Ilk Terrorizing The LGBTQIA Babies

A Hearty And Loving F*CK YOU To Libs Of Tik-Tok And Her Shitbag Ilk Terrorizing The LGBTQIA Babies

Sara Benincasa
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Sep 26
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And … that’s enough of that.

Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump Sang Along To 'Hang Mike Pence' Chants Like It Was The Damn Wiggles

Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump Sang Along To 'Hang Mike Pence' Chants Like It Was The Damn Wiggles

Evan Hurst
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Sep 26
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