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TRUMP: My final offer! Take it or leave it!

BIDEN: We seem to be at an impasse here.

SCHUMER: What can we do to change your mind?

TRUMP: Nothing! You guys are screwed!

BIDEN (whispering into phone): You can bring it in now...

TRUMP: What the hell is that? Is that McDonald's?

SCHUMER: Joe and I ordered a little lunch.

TRUMP: Hey, what kinda drink is that?

BIDEN: It's diet Coke, Don. Gotta watch my weight.

TRUMP: You get some for me?

BIDEN: Sure, Don. You just gotta sign this binding resolution.

TRUMP: Well, I dunno. Jesus, that smells good. You got a Sharpie?

BIDEN: Chuck, give Donald the Sharpie.

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Friends are posting pictures on Facebook of relatives/friends who live or were visiting down South and haven’t been heard from since this morning. :-(

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