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It seems as if evil deeds only inspire more pettiness from the usual suspects.
Horrible People Respond To Horrible Israel Attack Just As You’d Expect
Saturday morning, Hamas, the Palestinian militant group that controls the Gaza Strip, launched a vicious attack on Israel. Thousands of rockets were fired and struck targets in Tel Aviv and the outskirts of Jerusalem. Not long afterward, Hamas militants invaded Israel by land, sea, and air, resulting in some of the first pitched battles between Israeli …
She’s a terrible person, just awful.
Whoops!
Donald Trump is a deranged mad man, but what’s worse is that Republicans are fine with it.
Their demands are very reasonable.
Wow, Nancy Mace does not seem entirely on the up and up.
Robyn dismantles some ridiculous bullshit.
Tuberville is hardly “pro-life.”
It’s RICO time!
Enough with the Columbus Day crap!
Columbus Defenders Really Just Phoning It In This Year
Happy Indigenous People’s Day! Ever since I first started writing on the internet, 12 million years ago, I have put out a yearly plea to my fellow Italian-Americans to stop with the Columbus Day shit, on account of the fact that it is super-embarrassing
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