Hey, Wait, A Marsha Blackburn-Sponsored Bill Is Bad?

It's Wonkette's Monday newses of news!

Before we get to today’s stories, here are a couple nifty weekend posts from Robyn.

Striking Kaiser Permanente Workers Got Deal — And So Did Every Health Care Worker In California

Pastor Greg Locke Wants To Mass Exorcise Your Children This Halloween

Now, it’s Monday so did you come and get your Tabs?

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Sigh.

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It’s our weekly Menendez Corruption Update!

Felony Indictment Collector, Accused Foreign Agent Bob Menendez Still Stinking Up Senate

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Guess who’s back?

Former Dem Rep. Tom Suozzi Heroically Returns To Defeat Vampire Slayer George Santos

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We’re not going to talk about Louisiana just yet.

How Much Will We Enjoy Watching Dem KY Gov Andy Beshear Beat Dirtbag Daniel Cameron?

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Hey, you know how Lindsey Graham sucks? Here’s more evidence.

Lindsey Graham Grew A Spine For A Second, But Don’t Worry, It Went Away

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Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!

Republicans’ Nuanced Response To Israel And Hamas

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Robyn dismantles some ridiculous bullshit.

This Bipartisan Bill To Protect Kids On The Internet Is A First Amendment Nightmare

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Trump might have to shut up … a little.

Trump Gagged Some More

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This guy really won’t shut up.

Donald Trump Sues In London Court For DOSSIER CRIMES

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“Losers” is the word you’re looking for.

LMAO This Dumb Candygram Hannity Is Sending To Republicans Who Won't Vote For Jim Jordan

That’s the news, folks, and I am out of here!