If the Founders didn't want wife-shooters to have guns, they would have said NO GUNS, WIFE-SHOOTERS!
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You can’t argue with that. No, really, you can’t argue with it.
Did you do the morning reading?
Yes please.
Well, that’s a shame.
Joe Biden’s IRS Stormtroopers Coming For The Poor Tax-Dodging Millionaires
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I have not been watching, so I don’t know if she brought alien corpses, but it was HOUSE, not SENATE, so they probably demanded she build some coal-powered solar panels.
Well, okay.
I mean, *I* thought it was a good idea!
Did Kevin McCarthy Think Impeach! Would Distract Chaos Caucus From Government Shutdown?
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The heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
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If the founders didn’t condone ignorance, greed and stupidity they would have proscribed them and there would be MAGAs.
What care I, so they stand the same,—
Things of the heavenly mind,—
How long the power to give them name
Tarries yet behind?
Thus far to-day your favors reach,
O fair, appeasing presences!
Ye taught my lips a single speech,
And a thousand silences.
Space grants beyond his fated road
No inch to the god of day;
And copious language still bestowed
One word, no more, to say.
Thank you Emerson. I have only one word: BULLSHIT
What well regulated militia would allow wife-shooters among its membership?