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If the Founders didn't want wife-shooters to have guns, they would have said NO GUNS, WIFE-SHOOTERS!

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If the Founders didn't want wife-shooters to have guns, they would have said NO GUNS, WIFE-SHOOTERS!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf
Sep 14, 2023
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You can’t argue with that. No, really, you can’t argue with it.

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Keep up with the news, right in your inbox! Free or paid, it’s all the same, just some of it keeps the lights on!

Did you do the morning reading?

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September 14, 2023
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Yes please.

Dementia-Free Non-Alcoholic Rudy Giuliani Generously Offers To Lead House Impeachment Of Joe Biden

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Well, that’s a shame.

Joe Biden’s IRS Stormtroopers Coming For The Poor Tax-Dodging Millionaires

Stephen Robinson
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September 14, 2023
Joe Biden’s IRS Stormtroopers Coming For The Poor Tax-Dodging Millionaires

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I have not been watching, so I don’t know if she brought alien corpses, but it was HOUSE, not SENATE, so they probably demanded she build some coal-powered solar panels.

Is Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm Bringing Alien Corpses To House Committee?

Is Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm Bringing Alien Corpses To House Committee?

Rebecca Schoenkopf
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September 14, 2023
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Well, okay.

New ‘Meet The Press’ Host Kristen Welker Scores Interview With Criminal Insurrectionist Dirtbag Donald Trump

New ‘Meet The Press’ Host Kristen Welker Scores Interview With Criminal Insurrectionist Dirtbag Donald Trump

Stephen Robinson
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September 14, 2023
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I mean, *I* thought it was a good idea!

Did Kevin McCarthy Think Impeach! Would Distract Chaos Caucus From Government Shutdown?

Doktor Zoom
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September 14, 2023
Did Kevin McCarthy Think Impeach! Would Distract Chaos Caucus From Government Shutdown?

Poor Kevin McCarthy! Who — other than anyone who’s read, heard of, or seen a Bazooka Joe comic about Faust — could possibly hav…

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The heart wants what the heart wants I guess.

Lauren Boebert's Theater Date Had Drag Show At His Bar. How Does Vile Bigot Lauren Boebert Feel About That?

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Evan Hurst
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September 14, 2023
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David Lloyd-Jones
Sep 15, 2023

What well regulated militia would allow wife-shooters among its membership?

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Jim Sanders
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Sep 14, 2023

Sorry, BE NO MAGAS

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