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Doktor Zoom's avatar

I hope Brooke won't throw hot soup at me for briefly highjacking the comments, but remember that tomorrow (Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Nov. 1!) we'll be doing our first book club meeting on Bill McKibben's nice-times climate book "Here Comes the Sun."

Details here! https://www.wonkette.com/p/sun-sun-sun-here-it-comes-some-solar

Also here! https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-book-club-sunshine-superpower

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Hot soup? I hope it’s vegetable barley!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Book readin' nerds! Just intuit reality like I do!

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Books. I think you’re forgiven.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I am reasonably confident that Brooke is not by nature a soup-thrower. Nevertheless, don't try her patience!

TerseNurse's avatar

I wouldn't put money on it.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Throwing soup is a gazpacho tactic.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

I’m going to have cram for book club because my library has it only in Hoopla and I’ve used up my borrows this month. But once the clock chimes at midnight I’m in!

cynmac's avatar

What time is the Book Club thread going up? I'll be at church until 1 pm.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

This thread (https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-cult-tabs-fri-oct-30-2026) says 11 am.

I get the impression the first session will be quite forgiving on homework, which I'm grateful for, because I've only just finished the introduction.

To my great relief, the introduction is such a beautiful sun ray of optimism, I can't wait to read on.

cynmac's avatar

Thanks. I’ll be late.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Incidentally, Propublica has a piece on what a pig in a poke carbon capture and storage is. Part of their explainer compares the near-zero growth of CCS versus solar wildly exceeding predictions.

https://projects.propublica.org/why-carbon-capture-cant-solve-climate-change/

Bupkus231's avatar

That's the problem with so many proposed "solutions" to global climate change - with the current technology, there's no way any of them could be "scaled up" to make a significant dent in atmospheric CO2. But low information people have been conditioned to be enamored of high-tech solutions, seeming to expect "breakthroughs", the ideas of which aren't even feasible.

To make things worse, Trump has just decided to end any regulations of oil and gas drillers to capture methane gas as it escapes from their wells - and methane is many times a stronger greenhouse gas than CO2

tek's avatar

Weekends are made for hijacks!

Snarfyguy's avatar

Take this thread to Cuba!

Mr. Minky's avatar

I wanna go Guadelupe! That's where they film Death in Paradise.

tek's avatar

TAKE THIS PLANE TO PEORIA!

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Smol and Gertrude actually shared a sunny spot this morning, which I consider a good omen. Happy Caturday!

https://substack.com/@sayitwithwookies/note/c-375209667?r=2kw0pf

Sherry's avatar

Holy Christ. Where are the GOP vetting these guys? Through theft and fraud cases and the National sex offenders registry? Diogenes must be rolling in his grave.

Chemical's avatar

They aren't. Why would they? Idiots will vote for them no matter what.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Another saxophone great, Booker Ervin, was born on this day in 1930. Here he is with his quartet in 1965 playing "Speak Low":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVvbiMvZwTo&t=15s

Here's Booker playing a set with Charles Mingus in 1960 at the Antibes Jazz Festival. Bud Powell is on piano here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Q58qtF0Cg

lower case's avatar

Braineaters by the Misfits is the best Halloween song.

Snarfyguy's avatar

See also The Shaggs and The Dream Syndicate.

tek's avatar

mmm these reese's pieces in the halloween candy bowl are pretty good

tek's avatar

found on another site

𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑅𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑚𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓, 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑅𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑏𝑦 𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛.

Pub Option's avatar

A guy I used to know Ramaswamied himself by being too hung over to attend a job interview. His liver gave out a few years later.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

"𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛"?

Nah. Fired one up right there in the interview and blew smoke in the interviewer's face.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Wulf said he paid Four Seasons Total Pig Brokers in New Jersey so would everyone just relax!

Hank Napkin's avatar

I think it's nice that 'Derek' is trying to bring back these Medieval Europe type haircuts! UBU Derek!

3FingerPete's avatar

America needs more barber surgeons.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

He looks like King Henry VIII.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Or his Groom of the Stool

oly warnedme's avatar

The 'dull knife' cut. Very stylish.

M-X's avatar
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ChildX's first Halloween (the real first, they were 6 weeks old and portrayed a pea pod) we dressed them as Godzilla, and they were driven about the neighborhood mostly asleep in the stoller, by DaddaX who made himself a sandwich-board costume: a Tokyo high rise (Sanyo sign at the top). Not bad.

EnigmaVariation's avatar

Four County Pig Placement is NOT a headhunter firm for police officers? Huh, waddyaknow?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's a placement firm for MAGA candidates.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

It was the most difficult exam when I was applying for college.

Shallow state's avatar

Well, gotta get down to it and sort through the sheriff, county prosecutor, utility commissioners, and other races where it's challenging to separate the wheat from the chaff so I can get my ballot into the drop box today (or, at latest, tomorrow). It's those races that I almost always find the most challenging. My congressional rep? Ha, you think that one's even remotely in question? Not a chance.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Massachusetts got rid of county government like 20 years ago. We have towns and the state and that's it. There is a sheriff for each county but they pretty much just run the jails.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Liz Dye has the story on Trump's defamation case against the WSJ, et, al over the Epstein Birthday book has been dismissed. He loses AGAIN!

https://bsky.app/profile/lizdye.bsky.social/post/3mz74qt4xqk24

Gammarae's avatar

man, not only do they lack the ability to indict a ham sandwich, they have no idea how to structure a complaint that will get past a motion to dismiss.

satch's avatar

Somehow, TFG seem to get about 19 appeals to the next court up the legal chain. I don't know how he does it...

Hollysdower's avatar

Fuck yeah, another failure!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Saxophonist Illinois Jacquet was born on this day in 1922. Here's his 1977 recording of "Birthday Party Blues":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oUP6zU13Fg

From his 1957 album Swing's The Thing, here he is with "Harlem Nocturne":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TvKxBD0j-g