It's your last Wonkette roundup of the year, and this one is GOOD.
Detroit come to my party Monday, noon to 3 p.m., email rebecca at wonkette dot com for my address or just reply to this email! The rest of you, Robyn will be on tomorrow like normal, and then on Sunday we’ll have our annual NYE countdown from noon to midnight! Then on Monday we will be NOT AT WORK, we will be AT PARTY!
Happy New Year everybody, thank you for sticking with us for another one … or finding us for the first time!!
We love you all, because we are liberals who love people, the end. (NOT THE END, SO MANY STORIES COMING AT YOU!)
Here’s some big bloody heart from Sara Benincasa.
Here were some weirdos.
This lady has a whole Sarah Palin/Boebs future ahead of her!
She seems terrrrrible!
It’s a Nice Time!
And if you don’t believe us, ask Crip Dyke at Pervert Justice!
Another Nice Time!
Eh, kind of a Nice Time, but I have a bad feeling about this one.
Still, Gary was hilarious about it. Why isn’t he staffing a TV show? He’s so dialogue!
Susan Collins Wants The Voters To Decide What They Already Decided
Good morning! It’s winter here in Maine, so you know what that means? It means that every morning I wake up with my brain frozen to the inside of my skull, and I have to whack it against a wall a few times to free it up. Excuse me for a second. (thumping noises that sound like a squirrel falling out of a tree and landing on a cement block)
Robyn was very good too, you should read Robyn. “In a patriarchal society, it’s the menfolk who decide whether they want women to be sex objects/maids in bikinis or if they should be sex objects/maids in FLDS prairie dresses.”
And now it’s time for a drink.
I’ll be at work tomorrow, and probably Sunday too, which is stupid, and then the other stuff. Now GTFO! GOODBYE!
WELL NOW EVERYONE IS HORNED UP FOR 2KDeuce4 love youse
(happy new year)