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First a super-annoying housekeeping note: Today, Paypal unilaterally changed our business name to “Substack,” which we are ASSUREDLY NOT. So until they fix their shit within the next 72 hours, those among you who are Paypal donors will be getting hinky-looking receipts! Don’t worry, we’re still getting your lovely money — and I haven’t sold my business to the company store! — but to say I’m pissed is … what on Lord Vishnu’s actual earth.
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I’m sure it’s fine.
Trump Blabbed Nuclear Submarine Secrets To Australian Billionaire, But It's OK, That Guy Only Told Like 45 Other People
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Yes, “confused” ;)
Federal Court Orders Alabama To Use Not-Racist Congressional Map, Provides Not-Racist Map In Case Alabama Confused On That Point
This by Robyn is funnier than it would first appear!
You heard they canceled their proposed “Fox News House speaker debate”? I am sad about it actually, that was going to be a rollicking undignified time!
Opposite of heart eyes. Man, this Substack, which does not by the way own Wonkette, needs emojis. Maybe I’ll suggest it at the next Substack employees meeting o.O
Sara Benincasa with the advices!
SHAKES FIST: BIDENNNNN!
And happy hour is here!
Don’t forget to come visit Robyn holding down the weekend fort, and I’ll see you bright and early Monday, with tabs!