Let’s Do The Friday News Mash!

It’s a graveyard smash!

Yeah, you got an extra post emailed to you today, but wasn’t it good? I am middle-aged and my memory’s not what it should be.

It’s the end of October, but I’m keeping the Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving.

Friday kicked off with some Tabs!

15 Easy Halloween Appetizers That Always Wow! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 27, 2023

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Matt Gaetz is a monster.

Republicans One Big Happy Family Now Wait Is Matt Gaetz Outing Colleagues?

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Sean Hannity is one weird dude.

Sean Hannity Will Do MMA To Mass Shootings Like WHOMP! POW! CRACK! BOING!

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Jared Golden shows us how to lead. Susan Collins shows us how to Susan Collins.

Jared Golden Decides To Stop Being Wrong, Will Now Support Assault Weapons Ban

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LOL! Weirdos.

Over 900 Twitter Blue Checks Think Ouija Boards Can Summon Demons For Real

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It’s Friday, so it’s time for Robyn’s reproductive rights roundup.

Glenn Youngkin Pretty Sure His 15-Week Abortion Ban Will Dazzle All The Swing Voters

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Gary has a scary story for you!

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This is our sad face.

Report: NRA Bleeding Funds, Members Like ... Like ... Gosh, What's Something That's Rapidly Bleeding Out?

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Let’s laugh some more at Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis Lying About Arming Israel, His Real Height

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This Federalist guy is not someone you’d want to share an order of calamari with.

Federalist Columnist Will Not Be Sharing A Meal Like Some GD Commie

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Finally, it’s cocktail time!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Corpse Reviver #2!

Get out of here and tip your bartenders on the way out.