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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Aug 23, 2023

Welcome to today’s midday newsletter roundup, saddle up, we’re on!

Did you come and get your tabs? Well I DIDN’T! I forgot to tell the guys I hadn’t finished the tabs they saw sitting in drafts while I rotted in the airport, and Hero Dok showed up to work at 8 am and WROTE EM UP YUM!

Joe Biden would like to remind you of something, it is that WE WERE IN HELL and now we are IN LESS HELL.

New Biden Campaign Ad Reminds You Dummies 2020 Happened And How He Fixed It

Stephen Robinson

Aug 23

New Biden Campaign Ad Reminds You Dummies 2020 Happened And How He Fixed It

You might recall that President Joe Biden is running for re-election. This week, his campaign announced its third major ad buy of the 2024 election cycle and the focus is on the president’s economic agenda. Republicans insist that “Bidenomics is not working for the American people,” and everyone is actually poor and their bank accounts filled with nothi…

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This was hilarious.

Flip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Flip-A-Dee-Ay!

Evan Hurst

Aug 23

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I love this month’s labor history, on the stewardesses, UNION STRONG!

When The Skygirls Made A Union

Erik Loomis

Aug 23

On August 22, 1945, five airline stewardesses, as they were then called, formed the Air Line Stewardesses Association, wanting a labor union to give them a voice on a demanding, difficult job where they faced constant pressure about their bodies, poor working conditions, low pay, and restrictions on marriage status …

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There’s a debate tonight, come watch with us!

RNC Knew Trump Would Bone Primary Debates, Did Nothing Anyway

Stephen Robinson

Aug 23

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LOL.

Here Come All The Trump Losers Surrendering To Fani Willis. Smile For Your Mugshots, MFers!

Evan Hurst

Aug 23

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And we’ll end with this MEGABALL NICE TIME, because I forgot to do a midday roundup earlier, and this one’s starting to get a little bit chonky.

Joe Biden Keeps Fixing Those Crazy Stupid Student Loans!

Doktor Zoom

Aug 23

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I’ll send out the rest before you come join us for LOLDEBATE!

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Walter Wellstone

Writes On Parody And Farce

Hey, it looks like Putin had Prigozhin killed and he just fired a top General who was his buddy. Fun times in Russia.

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Hoon Seong

Any chance of a early evening Wonkette on was that Russian plane with Pzighorin in it shot outta the sky allegedly or not? Cos it sure looked like it was on fire

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