Nothing We Can Say, A Total Eclipse Of The ... OK, Enough Of That!
Let's look at the news.
Oh hey! Obviously there was this one thing in the news a lot today, so …
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Yep, that was an eclipse story too. The rest AREN’T.
Here were your tabs:
Chapter 22 of The Split!
This is some sad, frightening garbage.
And so is this:
And so is this:
And this is just hilarious:
And those are your Monday Eclipse Day stories!
Tomorrow back with stories that don’t even have eclipses in them. COINCIDENCE?
We think not.
See you Tuesday!
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That title was a total eclipse of the snark
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