Nothing We Can Say, A Total Eclipse Of The ... OK, Enough Of That!

Let's look at the news.

Oh hey! Obviously there was this one thing in the news a lot today, so …

NEVER FORGET: That Time Donald Trump Looked Directly At An Eclipse

And

Marjorie Taylor Greene And Boy Toy Celebrate Last Weekend Before Eclipse Ushers In Apocalypse

And

LIVE: Look, Marjorie Taylor Greene! Thar's Signs Up Thar In Them Heavens!

And

Imagine Being This Publicly Thirsty For Your Dad’s Love

Yep, that was an eclipse story too. The rest AREN’T.

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Here were your tabs:

Icon Of The Seas Ultimate Family Townhouse $75,000 A Week! Tabs, Mon., April 8, 2024

Chapter 22 of The Split!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Twenty-Three

This is some sad, frightening garbage.

Florida Christian School Cancels 'Autism Awareness Week,' Just Like Jesus Would Have

And so is this:

Maine Republican Just Standing Up For NEO-Nazis, Not Olden Timey Ones!

And so is this:

Trump Doesn't Need A Nationwide Ban To Make Abortion Inaccessible

And this is just hilarious:

How's Truth Social Doing? Devin Nunes Says Great! That's It, That's The Joke.

And those are your Monday Eclipse Day stories!

Tomorrow back with stories that don’t even have eclipses in them. COINCIDENCE?

We think not.

See you Tuesday!

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