Oh look who decided to send an afternoon news roundup like some kind of Wonkette!
I been sick, man.
Sorry I didn’t send afternoon news roundups at you all week. We got home from vacation, and despite being the only jerks on any of the planes or in any of the airports who were masked up, I still got sick.
HOW?????
So yes I’ve been working all week, but niceties like “newsletter” got ditched when I still had hours of work to do even just to finish tabs because I was so slow and bad at it.
HERE HAVE TODAY’S STORIES!
We had tabs!
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We had this asshole again!
And this one!
We didn’t watch either!
Okay.
Okay.
Whatever you do, protect the guns.
I mean it’s good news … and also we need to lie down. Oh wait, late update, the AG gonna prosecute every hospital and doctor who ever said this lady’s name out loud, looked in her general direction, or Entertained Bad Thoughts. Maybe it’s not good news after all. Goddamn.
Well good thing we’ve got a backup Nice Time, which I also just emailed you. You’re welcome!
Well, now we all feel how we felt when our mother had the flu, but we were getting dressed for the prom and we had to act like we were not excited. It's ok if you didn't send out those things sometimes. There's so much going on, y'know, already. Go to bed or just read or, I'm sure some little girls will read to you. Might be a restful way to keep an eye on them - I thought so in my day.
Get better, Trix!