Punk Ass Jim Jordan Will Never Stop Never Stopping

Today at Wonkette is ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS.

Breaking breaking achtung Jim Jordan is going for it AGAIN.

Steve Bannon Says Jim Jordan Is Mail-Order Bride, Is That True?

Presumably they’ll be calling roll right in the middle of Joe Biden’s address to the nation, which will be livestreaming (we’ll send you a reminder!) at Your Wonkette. How young we were this morning.

HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. (Allegedly.)

Jim Jordan Learns Being A Failure Isn’t Just A River In Egypt

What a bunch of dumb dicks.

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Have some Good Government to calm your agita!

Big-Britches FCC FINALLY Bringing Back 'Net Neutrality'

DOJ Bans Family Separation At Border ... Until 2031 Anyway.

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Here’s the opposite of that, but it’s important.

New Louisiana Gov Perfectly Happy To Execute These People (One Factually Innocent) By Firing Squad

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Here’s some idiots.

Does No One Love Nancy Mace Enough To Dash Her Trump VP Dreams?

Wisconsin Republicans: We Tried To Fire All The State Dem Officials *Metaphorically*

Trump Trial In Manhattan Going Great, Wait Who Pleaded Guilty Where?

Houston Schools' Texas-Imposed 'High Quality' Curriculum Is Crap With A Capital CRAP

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And we had a today in labor history

When John L. Lewis And Big Bill Hutcheson Brawled At The AFL!

and the world’s best TABS!

The Really Gross Reason You Shouldn't Go To Bed With Wet Hair! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 19, 2023

What a stupid day. Come join us tonight to watch Old Handsome Joe!