Rebecca Let Dok Zoom do the News Email for Aug. 17, Hoo Boy!
Probably a better outcome than letting Pigeon Drive the Bus. Somewhat Better.
“I bet I can do this without breaking Substack,” said Dok, happily tempting fate.
Look, it’s tabs!
Jessica Tarlov is our new favorite Fox News person, but we worry for her, because won’t that place make her develop a twitch?
Ron DeSantis is ready to let Disney off easy if it just capitulates and does everything he wants.
Ron DeSantis's FLAWLESS VICTORY, Graciously Ready To Let Disney Stop Suing Him
Men are the problem. It’s always men. Almost always.
Now we’ll never see his Obamacare replacement.
Trump Maaaaaay Not Do TOTAL EXONERATION Press Conference After All. Sorry If You Got A Babysitter Already.
Bad news: the decision is unhinged and bad law. Good news: for the moment, it won’t do anything. And it includes the stupidest thing ever written in a federal court dissent.
All he wants is recognition that plotting coups is important work.
Mark Meadows Pressures Federal Judge To Find 11,780 Reasons To Disappear His Georgia RICO Case
Poor Roodles McPoodles
Weed! Weed and ‘bortions for everyone! Also meet our new weedbortion mascot, Weedlord Bucky!
Karen Bass, Marcia Fudge, and the White House remind us that government can actually do good things. Your end-of-day Nice Time Open Thread!
LA Mayor Karen Bass: Maybe Unhoused People Need Roofs Over Their Heads, Not 30-Page Forms Proving They're Poor
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Weedlord Bucky is totally dope.