Republicans Should DEFINITELY Try To Make Trump The Next Speaker. Please Please Please Please Please.
Get your red string and your crystals, it's the Wonkette numerology roundup!
What a day at your Wonkette!
A one-two-three speaker punch from SER and Evan and Evan again!
One sad lady.
Two, count ‘em, two Nice Times from Doktor Zoom!
Three bad people we wouldn’t mind not hearing from ever again!
Two shocking stories from the Right: Clarence Thomas actually bothered to recuse!
And Rudy Giuliani … sir or madam, you might want to sit down … might be a [pops can open glug glug glug dons lampshade dances hoochie coochie falls down on his own unzipped chram]. America’s Mayor, indeed.
Maggie Haberman Has Scoop, It Is That Rudy Be Drinkin'
Breaking brand new Maggie Haberman scoop (gift link) that nobody had on August 29, definitely not Asawin Suebsaeng and Adam Rawnsley from Rolling Stone. It is that Rudy Giuliani DRANK. As in swimming pool full of liquor, and he dive. (Allegedly. More like A-LOL-gedly.)
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He never stops talking, so he'd be perfect.
And the GOP will supply him with plenty of interns.