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Republicans Should DEFINITELY Try To Make Trump The Next Speaker. Please Please Please Please Please.
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A one-two-three speaker punch from SER and Evan and Evan again!
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Three bad people we wouldnโt mind not hearing from ever again!
Two shocking stories from the Right: Clarence Thomas actually bothered to recuse!
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Republicans Should DEFINITELY Try To Make Trump The Next Speaker. Please Please Please Please Please.
He never stops talking, so he'd be perfect.
And the GOP will supply him with plenty of interns.