Republicans Still Can't Replace Their Last Lousy Speaker

Let the week in news begin!

It’s the week before Halloween and have you even started your holiday shopping? Enough with your excuses.

We started this morning off with some refreshing Tabs.

Republicans are now on week four of TV’s Speaker Bloopers and Practical Jokes.

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Robyn thrills us with more George Santos Tall Tales.

Shocking: The Chinese Communist Party Did Not Try To Kidnap George Santos' Niece

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Dear God, please don’t let this fool (no relation) become governor.

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Stands By His Ethnic Slur!

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Don’t drop the ball this time, Virginia Democrats! Too much is at stake.

Virginia Is For Lovers Who Vote Against Anti-LGBTQ, Forced-Birth Republicans

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Newt Gingrich is still alive.

Woke Feminist Newt Gingrich Has Idea For Speaker’s Race, Wanna Hear?

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Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!

First Annual GOP Speakership Hunger Games!

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Robyn serves up some labor updates!

Dollar General's Creepy Pre-Employment Medical Exams Cost Them $1 Million

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This guy is just the worst.

Sounds Like Trump Blabbed To That Australian Billionaire About A Whole Lot More Than Just Nuclear Subs

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Probably the least they can do.

MA Legislators Want To Make Things Less Horrible For The Wrongly Convicted

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And we leave you with some sick burns from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!

AOC Has Helpful Hints For Speaker Hopeful Byron Donalds, It Is Where Capitol Bathrooms Are Located

See you tomorrow!