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Shawn Fain, Impeach the CEO Pay Job Growth Dracula! And other Wonkette Friday headline Mad Libs!

Friday afternoon news summation!

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Nov 3, 2023
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This car stops for all Bigfoots.

The United States Of Cryptids! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 3, 2023

The United States Of Cryptids! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 3, 2023

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And thatโ€™s what the spirit of IMPEACH is all about.

Joe Biden's Brother Repaid A Loan From Him And If That's Not IMPEACH Then These Idiots Don't Know What Is

Joe Biden's Brother Repaid A Loan From Him And If That's Not IMPEACH Then These Idiots Don't Know What Is

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I see nothing that could go wrong with this plan/our country at all.

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What If Trump University But For Actual College, Everyone, Mandatory

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You know he fights Draculas.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Maybe Taking Bribes From ... Turkey? How Else Do You Expect Him To Fight This Dracula

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Maybe Taking Bribes From ... Turkey? How Else Do You Expect Him To Fight This Dracula

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She is a bad, bad person.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Decides To Keep Obviously Innocent Man In Prison At Least Six More Years On Top Of 30 He's Already Served

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Decides To Keep Obviously Innocent Man In Prison At Least Six More Years On Top Of 30 He's Already Served

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That $2 billion in Saudi โ€ฆ dinars? riyals? you know Iโ€™m not googling it, Iโ€™m tired โ€ฆ seems like could hire a babysitter.

New York Court Orders Poor Harried Simple Mom Ivanka Trump To Get Her Ass Up To Family Fraud Trial

New York Court Orders Poor Harried Simple Mom Ivanka Trump To Get Her Ass Up To Family Fraud Trial

Liz Dye
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Job growth down a little PANIC!

Job Growth Frighteningly Stable, What Ever Shall We Do Now

Job Growth Frighteningly Stable, What Ever Shall We Do Now

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Nov 3
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YOU know who wants to.

Who Wants To Cut Into Some Excessive CEO Pay?

Who Wants To Cut Into Some Excessive CEO Pay?

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 3
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Happy funtimes of nice and yay!

Oh Please, Please Let Shawn Fain Take Down Elon Musk

Oh Please, Please Let Shawn Fain Take Down Elon Musk

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 3
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Thatโ€™s it for us this week! Everybody drink up! But not this ungodly Malort cocktail from Hooper, that man lost his mind!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Regrettable Tattoo!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Regrettable Tattoo!

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Nov 3
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And donโ€™t forget to come visit with Robyn this weekend, love you bye!

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