Shawn Fain, Impeach the CEO Pay Job Growth Dracula! And other Wonkette Friday headline Mad Libs!

Friday afternoon news summation!

This car stops for all Bigfoots.

The United States Of Cryptids! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 3, 2023

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And that’s what the spirit of IMPEACH is all about.

Joe Biden's Brother Repaid A Loan From Him And If That's Not IMPEACH Then These Idiots Don't Know What Is

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I see nothing that could go wrong with this plan/our country at all.

What If Trump University But For Actual College, Everyone, Mandatory

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You know he fights Draculas.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Maybe Taking Bribes From ... Turkey? How Else Do You Expect Him To Fight This Dracula

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She is a bad, bad person.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Decides To Keep Obviously Innocent Man In Prison At Least Six More Years On Top Of 30 He's Already Served

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That $2 billion in Saudi … dinars? riyals? you know I’m not googling it, I’m tired … seems like could hire a babysitter.

New York Court Orders Poor Harried Simple Mom Ivanka Trump To Get Her Ass Up To Family Fraud Trial

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Job growth down a little PANIC!

Job Growth Frighteningly Stable, What Ever Shall We Do Now

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YOU know who wants to.

Who Wants To Cut Into Some Excessive CEO Pay?

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Happy funtimes of nice and yay!

Oh Please, Please Let Shawn Fain Take Down Elon Musk

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That’s it for us this week! Everybody drink up! But not this ungodly Malort cocktail from Hooper, that man lost his mind!

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And don’t forget to come visit with Robyn this weekend, love you bye!