Ted Cruz Likes Beer. Also, F*ck Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz doesn't deserve the sweet nectar of Shiner Bock.
All the things you needed to know today, it’s your tabs!
I’m still not sold that he’ll be the nominee, but SER is!
They made up a thing about beer again.
Ted Cruz: Regular Guy Who Drinks Beer And Not Even Everybody Wants To Punch Him In The Face
Have y’all heard the new lie from the washing machines/gas stoves genre about what Joe Biden is going to steal from us next? Biden is now going to hold us down and force us to only have two beers per week. (Probably Bud Light!) Idiot boy Peter Doocy
What is WRONG with them!
Does this guy even lawyer bro?
John Eastman Clarifies: I Wanted Mike Pence To Break The Law. Wait Hold On. Ohhhhhhhh Fiddlesticks Again!
We are beginning to think the television is not a good place for John Eastman to appear, especially when he is under criminal indictment as Donald Trump’s co-defendant for his efforts to steal the 2020 election and overthrow the American government.
Wonkette BFF Larry Klayman being good at stuff again! (We just won his appeal against us TODAY! AGAIN!)
No Need To Impeach Joe And Hunter Biden. Superlawyer Larry Klayman's Cosplay Court Already Convicted Them!
The rightwing nutters running the House of Representatives keep slouching toward maybe impeaching President Joe Biden on charges of whatever they come up with —BriberyChinaUranium! — but they can actually just move on to other busine…
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I think the line is "drinks beer, likes beer, still likes beer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3bbc2-H-PA