Ted Cruz Likes Beer. Also, F*ck Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz doesn't deserve the sweet nectar of Shiner Bock.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Aug 31, 2023

All the things you needed to know today, it’s your tabs!

Disturbing Stuff You Can't Ignore Anymore In Grease! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 31, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf

August 31, 2023

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I’m still not sold that he’ll be the nominee, but SER is!

Possible Future Felon Still Tanning The Asses of Those Other GOP Dummies

Stephen Robinson

August 31, 2023

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They made up a thing about beer again.

Ted Cruz: Regular Guy Who Drinks Beer And Not Even Everybody Wants To Punch Him In The Face

Evan Hurst

August 31, 2023

Ted Cruz: Regular Guy Who Drinks Beer And Not Even Everybody Wants To Punch Him In The Face

Have y’all heard the new lie from the washing machines/gas stoves genre about what Joe Biden is going to steal from us next? Biden is now going to hold us down and force us to only have two beers per week. (Probably Bud Light!) Idiot boy Peter Doocy

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What is WRONG with them!

What If No Labels Ran A Democrat And A Republican On The Same Ticket And ZZZZZZZZZZ

Stephen Robinson

August 31, 2023

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Does this guy even lawyer bro?

John Eastman Clarifies: I Wanted Mike Pence To Break The Law. Wait Hold On. Ohhhhhhhh Fiddlesticks Again!

Evan Hurst

August 31, 2023

John Eastman Clarifies: I Wanted Mike Pence To Break The Law. Wait Hold On. Ohhhhhhhh Fiddlesticks Again!

We are beginning to think the television is not a good place for John Eastman to appear, especially when he is under criminal indictment as Donald Trump’s co-defendant for his efforts to steal the 2020 election and overthrow the American government.

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Wonkette BFF Larry Klayman being good at stuff again! (We just won his appeal against us TODAY! AGAIN!)

No Need To Impeach Joe And Hunter Biden. Superlawyer Larry Klayman's Cosplay Court Already Convicted Them!

Doktor Zoom

August 31, 2023

No Need To Impeach Joe And Hunter Biden. Superlawyer Larry Klayman's Cosplay Court Already Convicted Them!

The rightwing nutters running the House of Representatives keep slouching toward maybe impeaching President Joe Biden on charges of whatever they come up with —BriberyChinaUranium! — but they can actually just move on to other busine…

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Ted Cruz Likes Beer. Also, F*ck Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz doesn't deserve the sweet nectar of Shiner Bock.

Disturbing Stuff You Can't Ignore Anymore In Grease! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 31, 2023

Possible Future Felon Still Tanning The Asses of Those Other GOP Dummies

Ted Cruz: Regular Guy Who Drinks Beer And Not Even Everybody Wants To Punch Him In The Face

What If No Labels Ran A Democrat And A Republican On The Same Ticket And ZZZZZZZZZZ

John Eastman Clarifies: I Wanted Mike Pence To Break The Law. Wait Hold On. Ohhhhhhhh Fiddlesticks Again!

No Need To Impeach Joe And Hunter Biden. Superlawyer Larry Klayman's Cosplay Court Already Convicted Them!

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