Today I yelled at all the children at school. Anyway here's today's posts!
Wonkette afternoon post roundup!
Man, today sucked and the children went fucking nutballs and I actually had Shy come pick me up two hours early from school (I work at the girls’ school part-time, helping out all the kids when they’re wilding) because me yelling at the children is not the way I like to be in the world.
Here’s some posts!
The tabs were … bountiful.
Evan yelled at JD Vance before the ICE man’s personal snuff film came out. No lies.
The children ARE enemies, or at least they were my enemies, today!
Bless you Zohran Mamdani and Kathy Hochul!
This is just true.
Gary was mean to the poor AI newsanchor.
Fever might be breaking for some of them.
Don’t know about you, but I’m having a drink.









If you need to, you can always yell at us. We like it when you do.
I know how you feel. I am angry all the time and snapping at others for any little thing. It is all that is happening and how little control we have to do anything about it!