Who almost forgot Wonkette's today in news? IT ME, but THEN I DIDN'T!

The cats took over the wonkette again!

Festive Winter Holiday Citrus Cocktail! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 3, 2024

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History’s second greatest monster after Hillary Clinton, Who Did Emails.

Joe Biden Wished Americans A Happy 2024 Like Some Unfeeling Monster!

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No Trump here!

Trump Gonna Move Heavily On Madison Square Garden, Take New York And New Jersey Furniture Shopping

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Ted Cruz Apparently Cursed, But About Important Things, Like Sporting Match-Ups

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Yeah, why would EMTALA, which says you have to stabilize a patient, mean that you have to stabilize a patient?

Appeals Court Won't Let Feds Make Texas Save Women's Lives ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh no what ever will they do now.

Hannity Moved To Florida And New York Will Never Get Him Back! So Stop Begging, New York!

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That’s just a really good question.

Seriously, Why Is Felony Indictment Collector, Alleged Foreign Agent Bob Menendez Still A Senator?

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Nice Time!

In First Year, Massachusetts 'Millionaire Tax' Will Raise $1.5 Billion. Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism Still A Ways Off

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I’m gonna miss the hell out of Gov. Jay Inslee. That man HANDSOME.

Republicans Can’t Even Win Kentucky Governor Races, So They Probably Shouldn’t Bother With Washington

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You’re welcome!

A Very Basic Primer On ‘Houthi Who What Now?’ So You Don’t Look Dumb At The Next Potluck Orgy

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STOLEN SABOR! STOLEN SABOR!

Once And Future Congresswoman CAUGHT Posting Pics Of Delicious Food She Didn't Cook. STOLEN SABOR!

See you bright and early for more CAT TABS!