Wonkette Email Of News For Aug. 11, 2023!
It’s Friday, as you might’ve deduced. So let’s kick off the weekend with some Tabs.
Republican House Rep. James Comer thinks he knows what hotness is.
This settlement deserves a single-finger salute.
Stop, look, and listen, the Wonkette Michigan shindig is changing location due to rain.
Mackinaw City, Michigan, CHANGE OF VENUE, Tonight!
OYEZ OYEZ, we are CHANGING THE VENUE for our Mackinaw City, Michigan, party TONIGHT on account of rain! Instead of that one park, we will be joining us at Mackinac Island Brewhouse, 312 S. Huron St., Mackinaw City! TONIGHT, Fri., Aug. 11, 6-9 p.m. See you there Wonker lovers!
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that Clarence Thomas is a dishonest man.
It’s really not a big shock.
Hey, there is such a thing as a free lunch!
Hawaii is on fire, and yes, it’s because of climate change.
DeSantis still working hard to lose the Republican primary.
IMPEACH … Not The President Hunter Biden!
It’s Cocktail-O-Clock for people who say “Cocktail-O-Clock!”
That’s a wrap! See you next week.
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