Wonkette News Of Today Survived The Heat Dome (Maybe)!
You hanging in there? Have a drink!
Welcome to Friday’s day of Wonkette news, let’s head you straight to the cocktail!
Now that you’re refreshed, what else did we do today? Some stuff!
We wrote up two of the Supreme Court cases from yesterday and today, but I think we might have gotten Moore wrong. Sure it doesn’t invalidate the entire US tax code, but precluding a wealth tax is bad probably! Also, Brett Kavanaugh ain’t make no sense.
This one was more “good news only” except for the knowing that Clarence Thomas is on the Supreme Court.
You know who hasn’t shown up yesterday or today at the Supreme Court? Sam Alito. Boy I hope he’s all right.
Here’s a weirdo for you! Wait till you get to the Amelia Earhart stuff.
The villain who thinks he’s a hero. Nice job by your friend CripDyke on this one.
Yes, please do this.
Meh.
Ew.
Evan was *very mean* to poor Judge Aileen Cannon. Almost too mean? Literally borderline! (I made a child sad last week — not my own, that is allowed — and even making a fictional child sad is upsetting me. Jesus, get over yourself, me!)
Oh my stars and wash my knickers!
OK bye.
Tank you! Just saw the stock market reaching another record day, while the biggest loser DJT scrapes bottom, time for champagne!