Wonkette News Today: Ma'am, 'The Left' Didn't Make You Pay A Shaman For Dating Advice!

it's just true.

What did we learn at Wonkette today? Some stuff!

First, Evan had Tuesday morning tabs! They were good tabs!

10 Cats Who Don’t Even Get Beyoncé’s New Album, Because They’re Cats! Tabs, Tuesday, Apr. 2, 2024

Then Robyn did a close read on … this woman from The Federalist who has a lot of Her Problems. Dang, woman.

Ma'am, No One On The Left Made You Pay A Shaman For Dating Advice

Robyn had a one-two abortion gut punch :/

Texas Republicans Share Perfectly Normal Fantasies About Killing Women Who Have Abortions, IVF

Florida Supreme Court's Horrifying Approval Of Six-Week Abortion Ban May Well Be Its Own Undoing

Still sad it wasn’t Mr. Chubb, but I guess this guy works too.

'Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem!' Guy Posts $175M Bond For Trump, America Great Again

OKEYDOKE.

TN Lege Hopes To Protect State's Precious Bodily Fluids From 'Vaccine Lettuce'

Every one of them is lying.

Christian Fascist Lunatics Will Never Stop Saying Biden Literally Canceled Easter To Appease Big Trans

And finally, OW! YOUR BRAIN!

Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Is Besties With This Real Housewife Of New Jersey And Wait Come Back!

See you bright and early for tabs!