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Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are A French Pineapple
I am feeling a lazy this week, so it is entirely possible that I have given you this gift before, but Google doesn't seem to think I did. It's a show we had to watch in French class about a French pineapple and a pilot and some other stuff. I don't know, I really just remember the terrifying beaked pineapple. It is the reason why the only thing I can say in French these days is "Je suis un ananas," which is of course very helpful (I kid, I can also ask where the library is and talk extensively about love being a bird , not regretting stuff , and lollipops ).
Téléfrancais! - Episode 1 www.youtube.com
I regret to inform you that you're probably going to be singing that theme song for a while.
Here are your top ten stories of the week!
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