Wonkette today in news: Trump's trial fluffer shifts :/

Gross.

Hola hola, first things most important, don’t forget to come to our Toronto, CANADA, party this coming Sunday, May 19, at the Library Bar in the Fairmont Royal York, 3-5 or 6 p.m.! If you are near there! I’m buying!

Evan was poorly today and Wednesday’s Robyn’s usual day off, so we had a slowish news day (I do not help). WORK HARDER DOK! What’d we cover?

There were some tabs!

The Golden Toilets These Designers Swear Will Make You 'King' On The 'Throne'! Tabs, Wed., May 15, 2024

Marcie had a hell of a dispatch from fuckshit’s trial!

Trump Trial Day 17: 'My Name Is Todd Blanche. You Went On TikTok And Called Me A Crying Little SH*T.’

Robyn came the past of yesterday to ask a pertinent question:

Who Is Meant To Throw Louis C.K. His Comeback Party?

One two three NOT IT!

There were elections yesterday!

Zombie Voters Still Showing Up To Vote For Nikki Haley's BRAINS.

Serious question, which is certainly not answered herein: On what basis was Steve Bannon attempting to appeal “contempt of Congress.” It is a straightforward law I thought?

Sloppy Steve Bannon All Out Of Appeals

Seriously, REALLY pathetic.

God's Most Pathetic Republicans Spend Week Taking Fluffer Shifts Outside Trump's NY Trial

These fucking people, man.

That New York Times Poll Is Such A ... New York Times Poll!

Evan came back to tell you about this guy, grimacing emoticon!

Here's One Kansas City Chief You Can Root Against

And here you go, we are OUT OF HERE.

Biden, Trump Agree To Two Debates. Still Negotiating Cage Match Format, Tan Suits.

See you bright and early for tabs!