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God when is he going to die already.

What did we learn today?

We had tabs, our morning news roundup of all the delights!

Cat In The Cradle! Tabs, Wed., May 22, 2024

WHAAAAAAT?

Trump Tries Out New Tactic Against New York Judge, It Is Racism

Poultry plants keep hiring kids for dangerous jobs, even after one died. Department of Labor’s actually doing something about it!

Labor Department Goes Ham On Poultry Company Just For Killing A Child, Continuing To Employ More Kids Illegally

But you know, they’re all the same, that “uniparty.”

Joe Biden Just A Climate Change Fighting Machine These Days

A one-two on SERIOUSLY? I am actually angry right now they can just lie like that.

MAGA Lying That Biden Ordered Trump Assassinated, Because They Know Their Stupid Voters Believe Them

Plus!

Question: How Many Stolen American Secrets Is Donald Trump Still Harboring?

A one-two-three on ARGH!

Kansas Forcing Doctors To Report Patients' Reasons For (Still Legal!) Abortions. Doctors Suing Kansas Right Back.

and

Republican Maryland US Senate Hopeful Larry Hogan Is Pro-Choice Now, You Betcha

and

Trump Does Not Give A Single Sh*t Whether Birth Control's Legal Or Not, And That Makes Him Extra Dangerous

Liz Warren wants to fix housing. Robyn swoons.

Hey! How About We Fix All Of The Public Housing So People Can Live There Without Getting Sick?

And finally your latest primary election night roundup!

Georgians Forgot To Fire Fani Willis In Local Election, Is That Legal, Even?

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