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God when is he going to die already.
What did we learn today?
We had tabs, our morning news roundup of all the delights!
WHAAAAAAT?
Poultry plants keep hiring kids for dangerous jobs, even after one died. Department of Labor’s actually doing something about it!
But you know, they’re all the same, that “uniparty.”
A one-two on SERIOUSLY? I am actually angry right now they can just lie like that.
Plus!
A one-two-three on ARGH!
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Liz Warren wants to fix housing. Robyn swoons.
And finally your latest primary election night roundup!
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