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FRANCH SAX!
Paris Olympics A Go For [INSERT FRENCH ROMANCE SOUNDS]
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It is a leap year and presidential election year, which means it is also something much more important: the Summer Damn Olympics, which are in Paris. Are you better off than you were four years ago? The Olympics sure are, considering how they weren’t allowed to happen in 2020, due to
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Evan did your tabs. They were good tabs!
Gary was Vladimir Putin again. I think Gary’s a little too good at being Vladimir Putin.
We’re not even counting the intentional killing sprees.
Your friend CripDyke explained Judith Butler to me.
Biden needs a new pair of shoes!
Trump sad!
Sia “Breathe Me” Six Feet Under dot gif.
Learn some facts!
We are all Bad Jews.
This is fascinating.
See you bright and early for tabs!