Are America's Airline Pilots Okay? Do They Need A Policeman Or A Grownup?

Wonkette's end of day roundup!

Did you come and get your tabs?

The Entire American Horror Story Timeline Explained! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 2, 2023

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If you didn’t click on that tabs (AND WHY NOT?) it had a bizarre amount of Mississippi news. Here’s some more!

Has Tate Reeves Disgusted Mississippians Enough That They’d Consider Voting For … A DEMOCRAT?

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Here’s three horrible things, one two three:

Texas Bill Will Let Police Deport Migrants, *Technically* Violate The Fuck Out Of US Constitution

Is This The Vilest Thing A Republican Congressman Has Ever Said, Or Are We Even Keeping Track Anymore?

Poll: Most Republicans LOVE IMMIGRANTS ... Dying In Border Barriers Like Jesus Said They Should

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Ken Buck peacing out.

Rep. Ken Buck Quitting Like Big Quitter Because Of GOP’s Big Lie Obsession

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Republican senators yelled at Tommy Tuberville for five hours.

Republican Senators Now Openly Losing Their Shit At Tommy Tuberville And His Troop-Hating Anti-Abortion Crusade

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Are America's Airline Pilots OK? Do They Need A Policeman Or A Grownup?

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Pennsylvania, go vote!

If Pennsylvania Votes, Pennsylvania Can Keep Its Non-Lunatic State Supreme Court, As A Treat

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That’s okay, the tapes were dulcet-toned.

House Speaker Mike Johnson Pushing Christian Extremist 'Ex-Gay' Torture? LORDY THERE ARE TAPES.

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You needed it, so we brought you a Nice Time!

After 2013 Oil Train Explosion, Canadian Town Rebuilt Clean And Green

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Hasn’t Israel suffered enough?

Glenn Beck Offers To Donate Himself To Israel, If Israel Is Into That Sort Of Thing