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Afternoon post roundup!
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Then Evan laughed and laughed at weird dumb bigot Andy Ogles for losing his seat in Tennesseee.
This was a really weird one.
Evan wrote about the same thing over at his side hustle, but he incorporated more Abdul El-Sayed, might as well link that at you too!
Oh no why is the link styling different, I hate it! Oh well.
Gary let you know about Trump deciding the Supreme Court is not the boss of him, birthright citizen edition. Honestly, Joe Biden should have just fuckin done that.
And now at last it’s time for a drink. But not this one.









You need to have little, not screaming, "donate" things around on the pages so that old people who love you don't have to go looking for a spot to leave a surprise donation when we just feel like it.
I really do not want to seize the means of production, but thanks for offering.