G-L-O-R-I-A! Gonna Tennessee-Three-Step Marsha Blackburn right out the Senate, plus your other Wonkette lunchtime news!
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Gloria Johnson Would Like To ‘Tennessee Three’-Step Marsha Blackburn Right Out Of US Senate
Marsha Blackburn is a moron — more of a TikTok parody of a beauty school dropout turned senator than an actual senior senator from Tennessee. We can barely keep up with her idiocy, though we do our best.
Musical interlude time!
Dr. Jill Biden’s got “mild” COVID, and SER is annoyed!
TUBS!
God, REMEMBER when it was all Sarah Palin all the time? Jesus.
Sarah Palin Remembers When Lady Justice Was Too Blind To Even See January 6 Attacker Dudes
Enrique Tarrio, who was the head of the Proud Boys extremist insurgent organization on January 6, 2021, was sentenced yesterday to 22 years in prison for seditious conspiracy, stemming from his role in planning the events that became the January 6 terrorist attack to overthrow the government and prevent the peaceful transfer of power from Donald Trump t…
It’s all fine if the welfare queens are homeschoolers.
There’s more at your Wonkette, but we’re going to save the rest for your evening roundup, BECAUSE IS WHY!
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