TUESDAY!
Evan did tabs!
That’s a hard 54. Well, play evil games, win an evil face!
The Trump Kennedy Center UGH UGH UGH.
Blech.
MONDAY!
Marcie did tabs!
This jailbird stayin in jail.
Michael watched the shows!
Somebody give this man a peace prize.
That’s pretty weird right?
And there was at least one a day over the long weekend but this emails already too long.
See you from noon to midnight with 2025, The Fuckyear God Forgot.











And wow, what a quick year. Let's hope the next three years pass even quicker.
It's okay. But now there's a place to post it-
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE TO ALL WONKETTEERS!